Most people wonder how I met my boyfriends. It's such a dull story, actually. Being the daughter of Isis and Osiris, so many boring things happen to me, and I go to so many boring parties.
Like really.
Underworld parties with dead stars get so boring after awhile. And mom's orgies on the moon with so many hot guys and girls that are just begging to sleep with me because I'm her daughter are just annoying at this point. I mean really. Do I look bi?
Besides, I'm in a very committed relationship with two men who I love with all of my heart. They're my other halves.
The first love of my life is Slendermen. He hates nicknames though. He threatens to eat me for using them, but he couldn't if he tried. I'm just too perfect.
He and I met when I was fifteen. I was exploring the woods at midnight when he tried to eat my soul. But he took one taste and fell in love. We had sex under the stars that night. His tentacles tickled, but his tongue was amazing. We have been together since.
The second love of my life if the Fairy King. He was at one of Mom's parties a year later. Our eyes met and he swept me off the moon. We made love amongst the stars that night. His perfectly muscular body held my sweaty, quivering form close to his all night. We, too, have been together since.
Obviously Slenderman was jealous, so I told him he had to get over it if I was going to keep him.
He did.
My life has been far from dull since.
These are the chronicles. Welcome to the ride.