Disclaimer: Naruto I own not. Although if I did, Shikamaru would always do my math homework.

This is my first multi-chapter fanfic, so please reveiw. And don't stop reading because I typed that.


Tenten walked into her simple, yet elegant home. She tossed her jacket aside and rubbed the several bruises she had aquired, courtesy of Hyuuga Neji. I need to stop training for a day or two to let myself heal.

She walked into her kitchen and began to make some coffee. She grabbed the latest issue of the newspaper and flipped straight to the comics.

Tenten LOVED the comics. Not that she felt that she needed ANY comic relief for her life- being on a team with Rock Lee and Neji was enough.

Although most people classified Neji as a cold-hearted bastard, Tenten found him absolutely hilarious. I mean, I guess most of them haven't seen the way people look when he uses his Death Glare on them. They look like they're gonna piss their pants!

That's right. Also most people aren't as adept at speaking and translating Prodigy Language as we are.

Who the hell are you?

What are you talking about? It's me, Inner Tenten!

I thought I drove you away YEARS ago!

That's what YOU thought. Ya, I've been hanging out with all the other Inner Selves that got driven away… and I'll say Inner Neji plays a MEAN game of Texas Hold'em!

Tenten's eye twitched. So how did you get back in? And why?

Heh. That's something for me to know, and you to find out. I wonder how Neji is doing with his new Inner Self….


Neji sneezed. His maid gave him a funny look from where she was dusting his bookshelf.

"Someone must be talking about you, Neji-san." She said, waving the duster at him with a smile.

"No one is talking about me. The dust from that rag you insist on waving around is making me sneeze." He said coldly. The smile faded from her face.

"Gomen nasai, Neji-san. It won't happen again."

"Hn. Get out of my room." Neji snarled, "You are a worthless old hag. Never come back." He shot her a Death Glare.

Working at the Hyuuga compound, you'd think she was used to such things. Well, maybe not.

"H- hai… N-Neji-san…" she sobbed, running from the room.

Finally I can be alone, in peace. He thought to himself.

Alone?

Hn? Who are you?

Why, it's ME, Inner Neji! And don't you think you were a LITTLE hard on that maid? Maybe someone WAS talking about you.

"Inner Neji", huh? So I have one of those? And sneezing when you are spoken of is an old wives' tale. There is no such thing. It was the maid's fault.

Wow, you ARE a bastard! Inner Tenten was right about you! You need some work before…

Before…? " Inner Tenten"?

Forget it.


Hiashi watched with a sigh as the maid flew out of Neji's room. That's the third one this week, he thought to himself. We'll never be able to hire anyone else for my nephew... have I done such a bad job raising him? He is really IS cold hearted... no. That's not true. What Neji needs is someone or somthing to melt him...

What Neji needs is…


Okay that's all for now. Hope that's not too much of a cliffy. Please review, or I won't continue. You guys even want more? Not much storyline in this chappie, I was just making the base for all the others.