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The Chip Bag
By: Kuroi Tenshi - Dark Angel
Duo's stomach growled. Man, he was hungry! He got up from the couch and dragged himself to the kitchen.
"Hungry... need food... Ah! Chips!" Duo said, spotting a small bag of the greasy junk food. He grabbed it and ran back to the couch, cackling with glee.
"Now to chow!" he said to himself, and grabbed the two sides of the bag. He pulled and pulled, but could not get the bag open. Finally, he layed back on the couch, huffing and puffing.
"K'so! Damn snack!" he said, flicking the bag with his index finger. Just then, Heero came in. he saw Duo lying on the couch, flicking a little bag of chips.
"Hn." He said, guessing what was wrong. He picked up the chip bag and pulled. He pulled and pulled, but could not get the bag open. Finally, he gave up. He sat down on the back of the couch and shook his head.
"I don't get it. I can bend metal bars to get to some missils, but I can't open a little bag of chips. I must be out of shape." Heero said. Just then, Trowa came in.
"Hey, Tro-man, help us out here!" Duo said. Trowa blinked and picked up the chip bag. He looked at it for a moment, and then placed it on the floor. He backed up, jumped, executed a perfect flip with a twist, and landed on the bag, trying to pop it. It did nothing but make him stumble a little. Trowa looked at the bag, blinked, shrugged, and sat on the couch next to Duo. Just then, Quatre came in.
"Q-man, help us! I'm hungry here!" Duo said, indicating the bag. Quatre looked at the bag, and then picked it up. He set it on the end table and pulled a chair up to it. Then he sat down and began to talk.
"You've been a bad bag, not opening for any of them. Now, I'm going to ask you nicely, then I want you to apologize to them for all the trouble you've caused them." He said. Duo, Heero and Trowa stared at him. Quatre ignored them.
"Chip bag, will you please open so that Duo can have the chips?" he asked. He waited a moment. The chip bag ignored him.
"Well! How rude of it!" Quatre said huffily, brushing the bag back onto the floor. Just then, Wufei came in. he took one look at the scene, then chuckled.
"Ha! You weaklings can't even open a simple chip bag?" he brought out his katana and, yelling a war cry, slashed at the bag. Nothing happened, not even a scratch.
"Hn. Who's weak now?" Heero said. Wufei crossed his arms over his chest. Just then, Hilde came in. she saw the bag of chips on the floor and smiled.
"Ooohhhh, chips! Good thing, too. I was hungry." She pulled a little self-detonater from her pocket. The boys simultaneously gasped, thinking that she was going to blow one of their Gundams up. Hilde pressed the button. The chip bag exploded, exposing the chips. She scooped them up and started to eat them.
"Nani?" she asked when she saw the boy's faces. They were all gaping, even Trowa.
"Didn't you know? They're making chip bags out of Gundanium Alloy now. You have to have one of these things to open them." She explained, waving the self-detonator. Duo shook his head.
"This is great! Now I can be Shinigami when I eat my chips, too!" he said cheerfully. Everyone else sweatdropped.
---Owari---