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Weird Inklings

Chapter One

Takashi Riiko stared at the young man in front of her. She smiled at him charmingly.

"What do you want?" Uchiha Itachi asked, his voice filled with scorn. Riiko smiled again.

"I don't know…" She answered with mock innocence. Itachi scowled at her.

"If you don't get lost, I will kill you." Itachi warned. Riiko batted her eyes at him.

"Why are you pissy today?" She asked. Itachi looked at her with a weird look.

"What?" He asked, his voice lowered down.

"You're pissy today," Riiko said. Itachi nodded his head slowly and turned away from this weird encounter and started to leave her behind.

"Wait!" She called out. "Big brother, wait!"

With rude quickness, Itachi spun around, meeting up with the little girl's face.

"What did you say?" He asked.

Riiko smiled, "I said 'Big Brother'"

Itachi loosened up. "Okay then," He said.

Riiko followed him around, and even without really knowing it, Itachi knew he was going to warm up to her.

A year and a half later…

"You are very manipulative," Itachi commented at Riiko after she finally got want she wanted.

"Well, I think it's a good idea to keep me happy. I could totally surprise you one day!" Riiko said with an asserting look. Itachi smiled at her, not with the satisfaction of death or anything, but a smile of compassion and little sister love for the kid.

"Riiko, how old are you? Really?" Itachi asked. Riiko shrugged.

"I'm not sure… maybe seven or six…"

Itachi frowned, "What do you mean you're not sure?"

"I'm not like other kids, I don't count the day of my life. Frankly, I don't really care much about it."

Itachi nodded, not really following, but still he nodded.

"Did you know that I had a little brother?" He asked her.

Riiko laughed, "I accessed all that information a long time ago. His name is Sasuke and you killed your family, except your little brother, and so on…"

"You take this very lightly Riiko, not something that a normal child such as yourself do." Itachi said. Riiko stared at him with wide annoyed eyes.

"I told you already! I'm not like other children! Am I happy about it? No, not really but it makes me feel unique. I'm different Itachi!"

Itachi looked at her with complete surprise. "You never called me Itachi before…are you okay Riiko?" He asked.

Riiko huffed a breath, "Yeah…I guess. Sorry Big Brother."

Itachi smiled again for the second time today.

Later that evening…

Riiko was fast asleep, and as usual, Itachi was standing guard over his "little sister". He noticed a glinting from her day clothes and feared there was broken pieces of glass in her clothes. He picked it up and gives it one good shake. Furiously, a small sized notebook fell out. Although Itachi thought that it was very immature to read something that's not his, he felt the urge to. Please, he still is a teenager….

With guilty pleasure, he opened the notebook and started reading.

Today, Master Itachi talked about "normal" children again. I keep telling him that I'm not. I have different and destructive jutsus. Like my kekkei-genkei, I really don't know what it's called, but it grants me the ability to copy other bloodline limits and shows me bits of important, sometimes not, scenes from the past, future, and present, and nothing more. I don't get normal dreams.

I'm pretty sure that if I told Master Itachi that I already copied his Sharingan, he'd kill me. Believe me, even though I seem to be getting all conceited, but I'm not all that strong. I'd have to know how to use it before I could actually…use it. Master Itachi will be coming soon. I guess this is goodbye…

Itachi put the diary back down. She thinks I'll kill her? Even after the whole year we've been together? He was saddened by this and took a peek at his sleeping "sister". One thing…she wasn't there. Itachi scrambled to his feet and opened the screen door fully. She wasn't anywhere there.

"Riiko!" He called out.

"I'm going to kill you!" Riiko shouted at him all of a sudden. Itachi swirled around.

"W-what? What are you doing with that? Riiko put that down before you hurt yourself!" Itachi commanded. Riiko wielded the katana pretty well, she snarled at him.

"Why did you read my journal?!" She screamed at him. Itachi raised his hands up in defense.

"I had to know…besides…it was peeking out of your day clothes…" Itachi mumbled.

Riiko's lower lip trembled. "Itachi…I'll…I'm going. Good-bye. Thanks for everything." She said, leaving him without a second thought.

Okay! So, Chapter One is finished. Don't be rude when you comment on it. It's the first time…not really…but sort of…

Anyway, we know that we totally crippled Itachi in here, but just keep reading. It's a sappy little sister moment thing! But GOD!!! The ending? It's hella whacked out. You gotta read it…

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