Harry Potter and the Pork Rind


Once upon a time
A magical boy fell in love
With pork rind
They were inseperable
They ate together
They bathed together
They evn shared the same peice of mint-flavored dental floss
Till the sad sad day
When
He ate her
Poor Harry Potter
Even Hermione was not smart enough to prepare him for this terrible loss
The only person who could understand his pain
And suffering
Was Snape
He too had fondness for pork rind
He to had shared a many peices of dental floss, mint and cinnimon
With his beloved food
Snape and Harry became cherished freinds
Always reminiscing about their lost loves
And they lived sadly ever after