Halo and velcome to me new shtory. Me hopesh you enjoy me torturing ze Kingdom Heartz Characterz! Zis ish funnah, sho read all ov it! X3
Disclaimer:I don't own anything, but the storyline (if there is one) I wish I did, but I don't. Now, on to the torture! X3
Sora: I thought you said you would give me a cookie!
Chapter 1:Sora
Sora walked into the spooky, dark room. When all of a sudden, a spotlight appeared and a chair is now visable.
"Sit" said a mysterious voice.
"What?" Sora scartched his head.
"Sit down, ya spicky headed moron!"
Sora sat on the mysterious chair, in the mysterious room, with the mysterious voice.
"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars."
Sora jumped in his seat.
"Sora," the voice said "Painted Riku's brown hair silver."
"Huh?" Sora asked "Riku's hair was ALWAYS silver."
"How would you know?"
"I've known him since I was seven."
"How do you know you didn't dye his hair when you were three?"
"I've only known him for eight years!"
"Since you were three."
"What?"
"Moving on!"
Sora waited for what the voice would say next.
"Sora" Voice said "Is cheating on Kairi with Namine, who's cheating on Roxas with Sora."
"Say WHAT!!!???" Sora shouted.
Kairi walked in.
"You're cheating on me with my Nobody?" She asked.
"NO! The voice lies!"
"Who? Me?" Voice asked.
"Yes, you!"
Kairi slapped Sora across the face and walked away.
"Kairi, come back!" Sora ran after her.
"Wait" Voice said "Who am I supposed to torture?" Voice cheacked "Oh, this should be fuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!"
What'd ya think? And this is just the beginning. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I'm gonna call the voice 'Voice' from now on.
Next up:Riku X3
Me:Torturing fun. Torturing good. Torturingll start a conspiricy against you!!
NO FLAMES PLEASE