"Volkner!"A shout of an albino youth echoed through the house. A grunt from the upper level was the response.

"Don't shout." Gilbert Beilschmidt, the albino youth, went up the stairs, ignoring the stern warning of his little brother, Ludwig Beilschmidt, gave to look for their little brother, Ralph-Volkner Beilschmidt, up in his room. Once in the young German's room, Gilbert smacked the back of his brother's head to gain his attention.

Volkner looked up from his homework, which was something Ludwig have nagged him to do before but now is something out of habit, just to see the pair of red eyes he's very familiar with. Gilbert smirked at the young platinum blonde and this gave Volkner a sign that Gilbert wants something from him. Volkner simply shuddered.

"What do you want?" Volkner demanded, crossing his arms as he watches the older albino check the halls before closing and locking the door. After closing and locking, Gilbert faced Volkner and grinned his signature mischievous grin. Again, Volkner shuddered.

"Volkner, you know how that Elizaveta girl rejected the awesome me right?"

"Sigh, yes, of course I know! I was with you when she rejected you. She rejected you because she likes Roderich, you know."

"That's ri- wait, what! She rejected the awesome me for that bastard Roderich!" Volkner covered his ears and prays to the heavens that Gilbert's voice wouldn't be the last thing he hears as Gilbert continues to shout his rants. A knock on the door was heard and that caused Gilbert to stop and Volkner to sigh in relief.

"Oi, Gilbert, Ralph. Is everything fine? What's with the shouting?" Ludwig demanded from the other side of the door. Gilbert scowled and Volkner sighed.

"Everything's fine, you don't have to worry about anything but our dinner! Really!" Volkner reassured his other big bother. On the other side, Ludwig nodded his head and the two brothers in the room can hear his footsteps leaving. Both the albino and the platinum blonde sighed in relief once the footsteps really faded and the sound of the kitchen stove turning on.

"Anyway, yes, Elizaveta likes Roderich…a lot and everyone knows that! Well…everyone knows but you and, of course, Roderich." Gilbert looked at Volkner as the platinum blonde tells him. The platinum blonde shook his head before continuing.

"At first I thought it was just a rumor but when you asked her out and when she rejected you…heh… heh heh heh!"Gilbert looks at his younger brother again. Narrowing his eye on he young platinum blonde, Gilbert's curiosity got the best of him.

"What's so funny?"

"I can't believe you weren't able to see how her eyes travelled to Roderich when you were asking her out! But that's not important, what's important is what you came here for." Volkner, crossing his arms, decided to end this talk as soon a possible…or at least, before their dinner's ready. Gilbert didn't seem to mind because he simply shrugged.

"I was going to ask your help to embarrass Elizaveta but after everything you told me…The awesome me decided to do something instead! And I tell you! It's a brilliant idea!"

"What is it?" Hurry up! Dinner's probably ready by now and this World History homework isn't going to finish itself you know!" Gilbert gave him another one of his signature mischievous grin.

"Let's set them up!"Volkner dropped the pen he was absentmindedly idling with from the start, his jaw slightly dropping and silence quickly filled the room. He looks straight at the familiar red eyes as the corners of his lips started twitching. Gilbert still has his mischievous grin and is just waiting for Volkner's response. Finally, what seems like an hour (sadly, though, it was just 5 minutes), Volkner found his voice.

"W-what! Why? I though you hate them."

"Yeah I do but if we set them up, it'll embarrass them both and if they do hook up after that, they'll bow down and worship the awesome me…and you!" Silence, again, filled the room and after a few seconds…

"No…" Volkner shook his head and Gilbert was slightly taken aback at the sudden reply of the young platinum blonde.

"Why not?"Gilbert whined, Volkner sighed and raked his hands through his hair.

"Because, if I do, I'll get in trouble and we're talking about Elizaveta! She'll kick our sorry asses black and blue with her frying pan! Anyway, why don't you do it with Francis and Antonio?" Gilbert huffed, putting his slender arms on the arms of the chair Volkner's sitting on, leaning forward so that his forehead was touching Volkner's and red eyes staring straight to baby blue eyes.

"The two of them are busy and…I'll treat you beer if you agree." Gilbert has used Volkner's biggest weakness. Beer. Gilbert instantly noticed that inner battle with him and his conscience. After a few seconds of waiting and watching the youngest Beilschmidt shaking, a very defeated German sighed, raking his right hand through his hair.

"Alright, alright…" Gilbert pumped his fists in the air and started dancing in joy.

"Yes!" He continued dancing until a knock on the door was heard again. This stopped Gilbert from his mini-celebrating dance.

"Dinner's ready."The low voice of which both Gilbert and Volkner both recognize as Ludwig's voice. Volkner stood up to organize his desk as Gilbert unlocks and opens the door before running downstairs to the living room. Volkner reassured Ludwig that he'll be down in a minute before Ludwig also went to the dining room. After organizing his desk, he went out of the room, switching the light off and closing the door as he goes, Volkner sighs.

"What did I get myself into?"


Ralph-Volkner Beilschmidt is my OC!Berlin. I have more OCs and they'll make some appearance here. I picked that name because first: I saw it in the internet, Second; I'm a fan of pokemon, Third; Volkner is a German name. So ta-da! Oh and by the way, this is mixture or Hetero and Homosexual pairing (Yaoi and Yuri) but...This is Hetalia so...

Oh, and I hope you enjoyed it. I really hope you did!