Chapter one
Shego's thoughts
Kim's thoughts
Shego waited on the couch for her fiery red-headed vixen of a room-mate to walk through the front door of their two-bedroom apartment. She always wondered why Kim wanted a two-bedroom apartment even though they shared the same room. She pushed the thought out of her mind when she turned on the television and saw Kim's face on the news after a mission, she turned up the volume on so she could hear what was being said. Kim said, "You guys should really put a security system in the gas station"
The reporter laughed and replied, "It's not everyday that someone tries to rob a gas station" then Kim smiled and said, "True...anyways I should get going" then Kim walked over towards the cops and tossed them a bag of evidence that she found then she walked away. Shego turned off the television with a smile on her face then she walked into the kitchen and made herself some leftovers to eat for lunch. As Shego was about to sit down on the couch to eat lunch the front door opened and a tired Kim walked inside and said, "I'm glad that's over"
Shego placed her plate on the coffee table and said, "Go relax on the couch and I will make you something to eat" Kim sat on the couch and replied, "Thanks Shego" Shego walked into the kitchen for the second time and made Kim a grilled ham and cheese sandwich then she walked over to Kim and handed her the plate. Kim asked, "Do you remember when me and Ron were dating but then I broke up with him 2 weeks ago?"
Shego raised her eyebrow and replied, "Yeah" Kim was now pacing around the room so Shego gave Kim her full attention and asked, "What are you hiding from me?" Kim stopped pacing around the room and said, "Nothing" even a stupid person could tell that Kim was lying so Shego said, "Bullshit pumpkin, I know that you're hiding something from me" Should I tell Shego what Ron did to me?
Before Kim could finish thinking she said, "Ron got me pregnant"
This is going to be a fun nine months, my room-mate is pregnant, good thing I have a degree in child developement
Shego replied, "At least he's good at one thing" Kim smacked Shego on the arm and said, "This isn't funny Shego" Shego said, "You don't have to keep the baby if you don't want to" of course Kim wanted to keep the baby even though it's Ron's baby so she replied, "I want to keep the baby" unbeknownst them Ron Stoppable was watching them from a tree with binoculars until he lost his balance and landed on the ground with a loud 'thud' causing both Kim and Shego to run outside to see what had made the loud noise. Shego saw Ron laying on the floor and said, "Nice of you to drop in like that, you have 5 seconds to leave or I will roast your ass"
Shego said, "5...4...3" before she got to one Ron ran away from them as fast as he could then Kim wrapped her arms around Shego's waist and said, "Relax Shego" Shego relaxed and walked back inside with Kim following her then she said, "He irks me" Kim pulled Shego on the couch and replied, "That's Ron for you"
Shego's point of view
I sighed and said, "I think I'm going to go on a walk" then I stood up and walked outside. It was nice outside so I jogged over to the park near the apartment and noticed that the park was empty which is strange considering that it's usually packed with kids running around. I jogged around for a while then I walked back to the apartment drenched in sweat, as soon as I opened the door I saw that all the lights were turned off except for the bedroom light so turned on the hallway light and walked into our bedroom then I said, "I'm back"
Kim stuck her head out of the closet and asked, "Have you seen my cargo pants?" I walked into the bathroom and replied, "they're in the washer" then she walked out of the closet and said, "Oh" I closed the bathroom door and said, "I'm going to shower"
She replied back, "Okay" then I could hear her moving stuff around in the closet so I turned on the water to drown out the noise then I hopped into the shower. I already knew that today was going to get worse because her shampoo fell on my foot while I was shaving my legs so I cut my leg then turned off the water and said, "Okay I give up!" She walked into the bathroom and asked, "What happened?" I grabbed the shower curtain to cover myself then I replied, "your shampoo dropped" she walked out of the bathroom and closed the door again then she said, "I'll let you get dressed"
I replied back, "Thanks" then I got out of the shower and started getting dressed. As soon as I finished getting dressed I walked over to Kim who was staring at a giant pile of paper so I asked, "What's that?" She yawned and replied, "Paper work that I have to fill out" I looked over her shoulder and asked, "Do you need help?"
She replied back, "No thanks, I'll be done in a few hours"
a few hours later
Shego was watching tv in the living room until her phone rang so she got off the couch and said, "Hey Dr. Director"
Dr. Director asked, "Are you with Kim?"
Shego replied back, "Nope, she's in the bedroom, I'll go get her for you ma'am" then Shego ran towards Kim and said, "It's for you" Kim grabbed the phone from Shego's hand and said, "Uh hey Dr. Director, sorry about her"
Dr. Director replied, "It's fine... I need you to come back to work for a couple of hours"
Kim said, "No problem, I'll be there shortly" then she hung up the phone and handed it back to Shego. Shego raised her eyebrow and asked, "What was that about?" Kim laughed and replied, "She wants me to back to work for a couple of hours, if you get hungry make yourself something to eat you don't have to wait for me." then she hugged Shego and ran out the front door.
Shego's point of view
I stared at the door that Kim had run out of and said, "Looks like I get the apartment to myself for a couple of hours" I wasn't surprised to say the least, I was more annoyed than surprised so I leaned against the wall and started filing my nails for a few minutes until I decided to clean the house so Kim wasn't pissed when she came home. Usually I would love to see Kim pissed off because that would lead into us fighting but, today was different, I'd rather not see a pissed off pregnant Kim Possible although it would be extremely easy to piss her off. I moved away from the wall and started cleaning the kitchen first which was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be, then I vacuumed the living room, folded the blankets on the couch, vacuumed our bedroom, made the bed, and cleaned the bathroom. As soon as the house was cleaned I wiped the sweat off my forehead and said, "This should make her happy"
After a few minutes I realized that I forgot to do the laundry so I ran into our bedroom, emptied out the laundry basket, and then I placed the laundry in the washer and started it. After I put the laundry in the washer I flopped on the couch and turned on the television.
Kim's point of view
I walked into GJHQ in a happy mood which may have scared all of my co-workers because usually I'm not in the best mood if I have to go to work twice in one day. As I was walking down the hall Dr. Director said, "Just the person I was looking for"
I walked into her office and asked, "Is everything okay Dr. Director?"
She replied, "Yeah, I need you to go on a mission with Will Du" I crossed my arms across my chest and said, "You and I both know that I work alone" at that moment Will Du walked in and said, "Here's your coffee ma'am" I scoffed as Dr. Director took the coffee and said, "Thanks Will" I was about to say something until my phone rang so I said, "This will only take a moment" then I walked out of her office and said, "Hey Shego, you have great timing"
Shego replied, "Thanks, I totally forgot what I was going to say" I laughed and said, "I should get going, the one-eyed cyclops is making me go on a mission with the world's most annoying person" she replied back, "Have fun and stay safe" after we finished our conversation I walked over to Will Du and said, "I'm in charge, not you, so you have to listen to me"
He rolled his eyes and replied, "not going to happen, I'm in charge" Kim crossed her arms against her chest and said, "Over my dead body" he smirked and replied, "That can be arranged" Dr. Director said, "Will Du, you have to listen to Kim" Kim laughed and said, "You heard her"