This is a true story it happened to me just last week
Disclaimer- I don't own Beyblade
Summary- Kai is mislead by the shops! One-shot
Mislead
Shopping was one of the small things in life Kai hated. Especially when he was with Tyson. Tyson was running around looking at sweets and crisps, gasping at all the cheap prices. They were shopping at farm foods, a good shop that sells good brands cheaply.
'Oh my god! Kai look at this! Five ice cream cones for just one pound!!!'
'Oh wow! One pound?' Kai replied in false excitement.
'Yeah I know!!!'
He ignored Tyson and looked at the biscuit section. He has to admit, it is a good shop, and he could do with a secret stash of biscuits. Tyson keeps eating them all. Maybe he could hide them in his suitcase? He continued to look at the different brands and stopped dead.
McVities digestive biscuits, the best there is. He felt a smile creep up on his face, they were only 79p! Very cheap but very tasty. He looked at the label on the biscuit packet.
Plain chocolate
He bought three packets. Back at home, he and Ray made tea and opened the biscuits. Dipping it in their tea, Kai was the first one to put the biscuit in his mouth. He paused. It wasn't what he thought it would taste like…
'ITS DARK CHOCOLATE!!!!' He screamed.
He thought it was normal milk chocolate! Isn't that what plain chocolate is? That biscuit wrapper lied to him! He was furious with this. Why didn't it say it was dark chocolate? Since when did they change dark chocolates name to plain chocolate? How dare they!!!!
One week later…
'I cant believe it's dark chocolate!'
'Are you still going on about that?' Ray asked as he followed a fuming Kai around Tesco.
'Of course!'
They walked into the biscuit section, Kai scowling every single chocolate biscuit. Kai looked at the Mcvities digestives again. 'Oh my god! RAY COME QUICK!! HURRY!'
Ray rushed to his side. 'What? What is it? Tyson isn't going around taking food out of people's trolleys again and putting it in his own trolley again is he?'
'No.'
The colour in Ray's cheeks drained. 'Oh my god…'
'I KNOW!' A furious Kai shouted.
'He isn't running around naked again is he? Oh god Tyson…'
'What? It's not Tyson look!' Kai pointed at the McVities chocolate digestives. 'This packet says milk chocolate and this one says dark chocolate. WHERE'S PLAIN CHOCOLATE?'
Ray looked at Kai then back to the biscuits, completely confused. 'Huh?'
Kai sighed. 'Look, it's very simple. They have milk chocolate and dark chocolate. Farm foods had plain chocolate. Do you see plain chocolate here? No! and why? BECAUSE MCVITIES ARE BEING BASTARDS THAT'S WHY!!! THEY'VE CHANGED THE LABELS FROM PLAIN CHOCOLATE TO DARK CHOCOLATE! DO YOU SEE HOW CONFUSING THAT IS?'
'Kai! Calm down please, before the manager comes.' Ray begged.
'CALM DOWN? HOW THE HELL CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THEY CONFUSED ME! THAT PLAIN CHOCOLATE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MILK CHOCOLATE BUT IT WAS DARK CHOCOLATE! IF THERE GOING TO MAKE DARK CHOCOLATE THEY SHOULD LABEL IT DARK CHOCOLATE IF THEY WANT TO MAKE MILK CHOCOLATE THEY SHOULD LABEL THE FUCKING THING MILK CHOCOLATE!! WHAT THE FUCK IS PLAIN CHOCOLATE? WHY DID THEY LABEL DArK CHOCOLATE AS PLAIN CHOCOLATE? ISN'T PLAIN CHOCOLATE MILK CHOCOLATE? IT SO CONFUSING!!!!!'
Onlookers walked by slowly, Ray's face was red and an angry manager was storming down the isle.
'Kai. Come on lets go!'
'Stupid biscuit company…' Kai mumbled as Ray dragged him away.
I didn't shout my head off in Tesco's though lol I know its very random and short but I just couldn't get it out of my head! lol