Well, this is another story. Cullen's writing notes…. Yeah my friends and I got bored on a rainy day at school….
Standard Disclaimer Applies….
Alice JasperRosalie CarlisleEdwardBella Emmett Esme
At home in the Living Room…
Hey bitch. Did someone kick you in the gut coz your face looks like ass.
UGLY!!! I swear to god I think Jackson Rathbone is a sad excuse for my Jazzy.
Oh god.. What now? Did he turn emo again??
Pfft. No! Jasper bought us a queen sized coffin… It's safe to say! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! Oh and Carlisle wants a bunny…
BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY!
WTF!?! A COFFIN!!!
Ok that's going TOOOOO far on the vampire scale there! AND CARLISLE
WANTS A DEVIL SPAWN!!?!!
Rosie baby, it's just a bunny, its not going to kill you.
Well… I think it's not a devil spawn, its cute and fluffy and it's almost as good as Esme is in bed.
*walks in and snatches note* WHOA! OKAY did not need to read that!
OMG! YAY!
OMG WHAT!?!
JAZZY IS LETTING ME GIVE HIM A MAKEOVER
EVACUATE THE BUILDING THE EVIL SOUL TAKER IS BACK *runs away screaming*
Then we can go at it like dogs!
OMG! Nope, no way, can't happen, you all know that me and emmybear are KING AND QUEEN SHAG!!!
LOL! The good ol' SHAG!
Did someone say…SHAG? Oh I can feel the sexual tension building up! SO MUCH LUST! * looks down……erection* oh fuck…Alice? a little help, please? Anyone up for an orgy?
I AM SO THERE!!!! It's I.N.S.A.N.E
*sings* Insane in the Membrane, Insane in the Brain!
Emmett! You just totally ruined the mood.
Yeah man so not cool *erection goes down* DAMN DEPRESSION!
Stupid emo.
AM NOT
OMC you guys are all freaking LOSERS!!! *turns on heel and runs straight into a wall*
Speak for yourself blondie. *laughs uncontrollably*
Ok People wait scratch that Ok Vampires! That's better. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WRITING NOTES! Isn't it easier if we talked?
No Teapot cozy.. it's not writing notes are fun, unlike you.
Teapot cozy? WHOA step back snoopy coz that didn't hurt.
Bite Me
*gets up and walks over to Emmett* My Pleasure.
*runs*
I know somewhere I can bite you…and no one else would see…
Oh-em-gee I am like soo totally out of here guys, *walks out*
Emmy baby you haven't left yet.. otherwise you would be with jasper and Edward
Oh.
First Chapter done..
Well me and my friends are idiots
That was me and steph fun shit
Lol
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