Emmet POV
"Esme, Truth or Dare?" I asked politely, while laughing like an evil maniac in my head. Edward rolled his eyes at me. Whatevs Eddie. Now he's glaring at me….oh well.
"uuumh, Truth?" YES!
"Bad choice, mother dear" Esme gulped visibly. "Tell us every single thing you have dressed up as when having sex with Carlisle" I grinned at her, and she put her head in her hands, Carlisle started rubbing her back soothingly, while glaring at me.
"Sorry Mom, but you can't back out" Edward said quietly, "You don't want to hear what his dare is…"
"Ok, ok. Um, well, there was the nurse, the business woman, the hooker, the homeless person, the druggie, the doctor, the dentist, the native American, the granny…" the smile on everyone's faces was replaced by a look of pure disgust as Esme took a breath, "…then there was the princess, prom-date, a cowgirl, a prisoner, a thief, the police officer, and, urm, I think that's it." She looked up at her 'children' and smiled tentatively. A few moments passed…then minutes. Finally the silence was broken by Bella saying,
"urrr, Esme, it's your turn."
"oh, ok, Jasper, truth or dare?"
"Dare," Jasper said, still looking a little ill from Esme's confession.
An evil smile crossed her face as Jasper gulped. HA! This was gonna be good, I hope it will be something I can tease him about later…
Esme POV
I am so going to get my children back for that. It was so, so, so embarrassing! At least Carlisle was looking, well, ready to dress me up some more!
"Right, Jasper, my darling son. At school on Monday you are going to send as much lust as possible towards the boys so that they all want to jump Alice there and then, and you can't do anything about it when they all come to ask her out. She will have to defend herself." I finished triumphantly, knowing that this would be one of the hardest things for him to do, as he was very protective of his Alice.