Ch. 1: The split.
As platy-Doof was rambling on about his inator he was so preoccupied with his speech that he didn't notice the big, metal, platypus shaped machine rolling right towards him. "And then the only thing that could stop me would be a platypus made out of met-" Platy-Doof didn't have enough time to finish his sentence before the machine smashed him into his other inator, he was in agony being pinned under the ruble of the platypus shaped inator and the other inator. Within a few seconds both machines exploded, freeing him from the ruble in the process, luckily he wasn't too hurt, or maybe that was the adrenaline protecting him from the world of pain he was gonna be in.
He sat up, with a hand on his head, dazed. He felt odd, like something was wrong, he felt like something happen when those machines exploded. Something had left him, he didn't know what it was, but he started to feel better because of its absence. He realized that he was still a platypus, he was wrong about the time he estimated he would be in this form. But that didn't really matter, all he was concerned about was the loss of this something, it was like a part of him was gone. Maybe it was a good thing that it was gone, he felt happier and free and more able to pursue his dreams of becoming ruler of the tri state area, or dictator, or what about supreme overlord dictator Dr. Doofenshmirtz. That last one sounded good. As he was fantasizing about what the tri state area would be like with him in charge something caught his eye, he quickly stood up and watched the doorway. There in the doorway stood another platypus, he quickly got into a fighting stance he copied from Perry.
The other platypus only stepped out of the shadows.
Heinz gasped at who he saw, himself...
"Y-... You're me...? My inator worked even though it was destroyed. Yes!" He jumped for joy and ran over to himself and put an arm around the other Platy-Doof. "Oh, we're gonna have so much fun causing chaos together. We're going to cause double the evil now!"
The other Heinz simply grabbed the first Heinz' hand and got his arm off him, he let go of the arm. "No." He simply said.
"What?No? What do you mean 'no'?" The first Heinz said, putting his fists on his hips and looking at himself with anger.
"Why should we cause chaos?" Said the second Heinz.
This question stumped the other Heinz, he thought about it for a second, he never even dared think about such a thing before.
"Why couldn't we have stayed at the OWCA with Perry?" The second Heinz suddenly blurted out.
The first Heinz looked at him again "Say what?" He asked, highly confused at this question.
"I asked why couldn't we have stayed at the OWCA with Perry? I liked it over there." The second Heinz said.
"Because it was stupid to ever think we could be working for the OWCA and be the good guys." The first Hienz said.
"I didn't..." Said the second Heinz, "That was your thought." He continued as he pointed to the first Heinz.
"Hey, I thought we were on the same team here other me... But all you want to do is question our life and why we're not the good guys." Said the first Heinz.
"Exactly, I question it because the way we live our life isn't good." Said the second Heinz.
The first Heinz facepalmed "We're supposed to live our lives to be not good. That's the point... What is wrong with you?" Said the first Heinz.
"Haven't you figured it out yet? We may be the same person, well platypus, but yet we're not. Have you ever heard of everyone has a good side? Well you're looking at your good side." Said the second Heinz.
"No way... No wonder you're so not evil..." Said the first Hienz.
"Exactly." Said the second Heinz.
"How could this have happen? My inator duplicated my body as it should have, yet it separated my good side from my bad. I'm the bad side, of course... And you're the good side." Said the first Heinz.
"Right, and as the good side it is my duty to stop you." Said the second Heinz.
The first Heinz backed up "Oh, I don't think so..." He whistled loudly. "Norm!"
The large, nicely dressed robot stepped into the doorway "Yes, sir?" He asked.
"There is an impostor, lock him up and keep an eye on him." Said the first Heinz, pointing at his good self.
The robot looked at the other platypus.
The second Heinz started to run.
"Stop him!" Said the first Heinz.
Norm's hand retracted into a cannon shape and something shot out of it.
Before he knew it, the second Heinz was tumbling to the ground after getting hit by something. He was all tangled up in a net. The net was picked up by the large robot.
"Keep him out of my way." Said the first Heinz as the Robot walked past him with his good self in tow.
"You won't get away with this!" Said the second Heinz.
"Oh, but I already have..." Said the first Heinz, laughing evilly.
The robot carried him into the dark basement and placed him on a chair. Norm sat in another chair, watching him.
"Dad told me to keep an eye on you, that's what I'm going to do." Said Norm, not taking his white, glowing eyes off his captive.
Heinz had to think of a way to get out of here, it's a good thing he made this robot with emotions. He knew Norm wanted a father, he also knew that the evil Heinz wasn't going to be Norm's father. Heinz began the long process of explaining everything that happen up to this point.