Bella's POV-Sunday

Edward and I were making out on our bed when he made a small annoyed sigh and pulled away. 'What?" I asked, feeling slightly hurt, "do you not want to…?"

"No, no Love, that's not it, " he said quickly "it's just that Alice wants to see us. Now. She says that if we don't come she is going to tell everyone exactly what we did last night…"

"Oh, ok." I jumped up hurriedly, not wanting Alice to tell anybody what happened last night.

"Um love? I know I love it when you aren't wearing a top, but I don't think the others will appreciate it all that much." Edward said, a smirk on his angels face.

"Right." I blushed in my head, and turned to find my top, which Edward had managed to throw a considerable distance considering how distracted he'd been. It was halfway down the hall! Once I had slipped it on I grabbed Edwards hand and pulled him with me out of our cottage and towards the big house. When we arrived everyone was already sitting at the table, while Renesmee was on the floor doing a puzzle. She had grown a lot in the last 5 years. Her physical appearance was now that of a twelve year olds. She was tall and slender, with the hint of curves on her childish frame. Her long bronze ringlets were now down to her waist, and her eyes, my eyes, were as large and brown as ever. "Good morning sweetheart. How did you sleep?" She looked up and a smile crossed her face when she saw me and Edward.

"Mum, Dad, it was so much fun, last night me and aunty Alice" Edward coughed, "Sorry Dad, I mean aunty Alice and I, watched Pitch Perfect and we made up dances to the songs and then she gave me a manicure and a pedicure and she styled my hair in this really cool way and then me, Aunty Rosie and aunty Alice had a fashion show and Uncle Em and uncle Jazz gave us scores out of 10 on each outfit and I won!" Renesmee said this all really fast, melding the words together and making it sound like a song.

"Did you understand any of that?" I said teasingly, turning to Edward.

"MU-UM!" Renesmee complained, glaring at me.

"Just teasing darling. That sounds great. Did you get any pictures?" I asked, directing this question at Alice.

"duh, we got loads" she trilled. I went over to look at the photos while Edward talked to Renesmee. She had looked stunning.

"Anyway, hurry up and sit at the table. You too Ness, you have to be a part of this discussion." Nessie, I had given in to the nickname about 3 years ago, looked up in surprise. It was not often that she was allowed to join family discussions, usually because there was a lot of inappropriate stuff involved.

Once we were all settled at the table Alice began to speak.

"Now, as you all know we are starting at the new high school tomorrow. It will also be Bella's first time at high school as a vampire, so I think we should start off the term with a bang! But I don't know quite how to do that so I called you all here to make suggestions. I want it to be new, something we haven't done before. So no turning up and pretending to be pirates," she glared at Emmet, who grinned sheepishly, "any ideas?" she looked around at us all expectantly, her golden eyes searching. Emmet put his hand up first.

"We could pretend to be super rich" he suggested excitedly. Rosalie smacked the back of his head.

"We are super rich, dumbass" she rolled her eyes.

"Rose, language please" Edward said, glancing at Renesmee who was sitting with a thoughtful expression on her face.

"We could always do the opposite of that, on the first day you could pretend to be really poor and see what people say, and then on the next day turn up in your cars and really expensive clothes and see what their reactions are" She said giggling, "I bet that would be funny!"

"Great idea my niece," Jasper said, high fiving her.

"You do take after me after all. Oh, it brings tears to my eyes…" Emmet said dramatically, pretending to wipe his tearless eyes. Rosalie smacked him again.

"Idiot..." she mumbled to herself. Edward glanced at me and nodded proudly towards our daughter. I smiled at him and grabbed his hand under the table. This was going to be fun.

Alice's POV-Monday

Nessie's a GENIOUS! This is such a perfect idea. Oh, what am I going to wear? "ROSALIE" I yelled and waited, knowing she was on her way.

"What is it Alice, you just interrupted me and Ems 'alone time'" she growled at me, trying to straighten out her nightdress and flatten her hair at the same time.

"Eww, too much info Rose. Anyway, I don't have anything remotely poor looking and neither do you. What are we, and the boys, going to wear?" I asked, my voice bordering on hysteria. I don't have the right clothes. This has happened to me all of never in my existence. Rose looked a little shocked too.

"We could raid Bella's closet…" she said slowly.

"Hey, I heard that Rose" Bella shouted from Nessie's room. Rose and I giggled, and I heard Emmet and Edward laughing too.

"Just go to the charity shop" Jazzy yelled from outside. I sighed inwardly. I , Alice Mary Brandon-Cullen, was entering and buying from a second-hand shop.

"C'mon Alice, it's not so bad" Edward tried to comfort me, but I was beyond comforting.

"Just think about their faces tomorrow" he laughed. I joined him in laughing. Yes, I had seen their faces in my vision yesterday. This was going to be beyond entertaining.

Nessie's POV-Monday

I watched as Mom, Dad, Aunty Alice, aunty Rosie, uncle Jasper and uncle Em walked down the stairs wearing their new outfits. I almost died laughing. Mom was wearing baggy jeans from the 80's, a top that made her torso look out of proportion with her legs and that was covered with stains and holes. She had trainers that were old and too large. Her hair was messed up and greasy looking and her face was dirty. Aunty Rosie, well, it was the first time I had ever seen Aunty Rosie look even remotely unattractive. The jeans made her but look huge and her top, which was just as ripped as mums, made one of her boobies look huge, and the other tiny! And aunty Alice's made her look short and really fat. Aunty Rosie and Aunty Alice both looked like they were going to cry. All of the boys' outfits made them look like skinny, muscle-less nerds, with bad haircuts and no sense of personal hygiene. They all glared at me. I stopped laughing.

"I think you all look very…nice, dears" Grandma Esme said carefully. We looked at each other and cracked up again. All of them stomped out towards the garage, though not before mum and dad had given me a kiss and told me to behave. Whatever. I looked at Esme again and held up the tiny camera I had hidden in my pocket. "I got some great photos" I told her.

Rosalie's POV-Monday

I can't believe that this is the first impression we are going to make on these humans. It's mortifying. I look…ugly. Why do I look ugly? I'm not ugly!

"Whatever, Rose" Edward said, sounding bored. He was sitting next to Bella in the back, playing with her hair.

"Get out of my head, asshole" I snarled at him.

"Whatever, Rose" he repeated. Ugg, he gets on my nerves sometimes.

"Whatever, Rose" he grinned slyly at me. I growled.

Bella's POV-Monday

I remember thinking that the Cullen's could wear garbage bags and still look like gods…I was wrong, they look hideous! Oh, this is so much fun!

Random students POV-Monday school

Two beat-up old trucks pulled into the parking lot. I saw a lot of kids look up in interest. This must be the new family, the, ummm, Cullen's? yeah, that's it. They all got out and turned to look at the small crowd that had gathered. A laugh rose up from it, getting louder and louder until every person was practically rolling on the floor. They were so ugly, so dirty, so poor. Every bully picked them out as a target, every girl picked them out as something to gossip about. The Cullen's. What a joke.

Alice POV-Monday school

When we went to the office to get our timetables the receptionist looked at us with disgust clear in her eyes.

"You're the Cullen's?" She asked. We just nodded. "Well, I will just go get your schedules, please don't steal anything" she added before going through another door. We looked at each other. Rose was looking affronted but the rest of us were silently laughing. She came back, looked at us suspiciously and handed us our timetables. I had all but two classes with Jazzy, and we all had Spanish and Gym together! yay! Then I got a vision….yay, athletics day!

Rosalie POV-Monday first period

Me and Emmet were sitting in the back of the classroom, waiting for the teacher to get here. I was telling him all the things we could do when we were at home and I could take these clothes off. He was already breathing hard, when 3 girls walked over. The one at the front was obviously the leader. She had badly dyed blonde hair, too much makeup on and overly slutty clothing on. Overall she looked like an underpaid prostitute. Her two friends were like slightly turned down versions of her. Overall, not an attractive look. I was about to show her who was boss when I remembered what I looked like and what we had agreed on in the car this morning

Flashback

"Okay guys" Alice said in a business voice, "today we are going to come across as weak and stupid, let them think that we are easy targets, that we are pathetic. Then tomorrow we-"

"We will scare the shit out of them" Emmett boomed, before laughing hysterically.

"Pretty much, yeah." Alice agreed smiling evilly.

End flashback

So I just sat back in my chair and pretended to cower.

"Look at you. When did you last shower?" the leader asked, pinching her nose. I didn't answer. "cos you stink. And I gotta ask you, is it just the clothes your wearing or are you always this butt ugly?" if only she knew, I thought to myself, while pretending to cry. "based on that reaction, I guess you're always that ugly. By the way, my name is Lara and I rule this school, and I am about to make your life hell." She turned away and I sat up. Oh Lara, I thought, if only you knew.

Edwards POV- Monday second period

I walked into my second-period class with Bella at my side. She kept biting her lip in that sexy way. She was nervous.

"Don't worry love, it's going to be fine." I whispered soothingly to her. She smiled at me but kept silent. "What is it baby? Are you okay?" I asked anxiously, getting worried.

"Just thinking about Renesmee. I haven't been away from her for this long in ages. I hope she is okay." She grinned ruefully, embarrassed to be admitting to this weakness.

"Me too, sweetheart, but I am sure she is fine. She seemed excited to be spending the day with Esme."

"I know," she smiled "just being overprotective."

"I love you," I told her "forever."

"forever." She agreed, and we took our seats at the back and tried to ignore all the disgusted and sympathetic looks we were getting.

Alice POV- Monday lunch

The rest of my family got their 'food' and came to sit with me and Jasper. "so, how are your days doing?" I asked curiously.

"ugg, some badly dressed prostitute told me all about how ugly I was and how she was going to make my life hell!" Rose scowled.

"It's okay, baby, you're not ugly to me." Emmett soothed.

"I'm not ugly to ANYONE, Emmett!" she seethed, scowling at him.

"Well," he said tentatively "not normally, but right now…"

"Emmett!" everyone yelled.

"What? I was just saying that today she is not that attractive." He reasoned desperately. Rosalie's scowl turned into glower.

"Digging yourself a hole man…" Jasper muttered "a really deep one."

Emmett's POV- Monday lunch

Once Rose had stopped glaring at me the rest of lunch went smoothly, ish. Well, Edward did yell at me for throwing bits of donut at him, and Rose yelled at me for throwing bread at some random. Apparently I am not allowed to have any fun. Fine, I'll just sit here silently for a whole hour. Ten seconds, 15 seconds, 20 seconds… "aaargh, I'm bored!" I moaned loudly. Then I saw that hooker girl who confronted my Rose earlier get up and start walking toward our table. Oooh, this is gunna be good. I sat back and waited for the show to begin.

Bella POV- Monday lunch

"So, you guys think you're cool enough to have your own table then, do you?" Lara asked us. I gripped Edwards hand tighter under the table. I saw Jasper grab Alice and knew she was about to jump at her. I sent Jasper a look and he nodded and sent calming waves at our family. Everyone visibly relaxed. "Well? Aren't you going to move? Go eat in the toilets, it looks like that's all you can afford." I heard the whole cafeteria laugh and knew everyone had stopped talking to watch. I stood up. Edward was looking at me with concern. I smiled confidently at him and turned to lara. I knew what I was going to do.

"What if we were rich?" I asked bluntly. Everyone laughed again. It was a cruel sound.

"But you're not. So why even bother considering it." She replied scathingly.

"But we are. Our clothes just haven't arrived yet. We are actually billionaires." I said, trying to make myself sound as weak and pathetic as I could. They didn't believe me, of course.

"yeah, and I am actually a whale," she said sarcastically "get over yourselves. You're fat, ugly, stupid homeless people and you shouldn't be here. No one wants you." And with that she walked off into the laughing crowd.

Edward POV Monday home

Me, Emmett and Jasper were competing at Mario Cart. I was lapping Emmett because he kept breaking the steering wheels and having to go find another. I could hear the girls upstairs discussing what they were going to wear. Ness was helping them. I could hear her helping Alice convince Bella to wear some low-cut top they were trying to force her into. She was firmly telling them no when I said softly, "Bella, I would like it very much if you wore that tomorrow." I heard her giggle and knew she would be blushing if she could. But she did agree to wear it. I smiled…and crashed. Jasper won.

Jasper POV Tuesday morning

Alice had dressed me and the boys in designer jeans and tight-fitting tops. We all had leather jackets and nice shoes on, and now we were standing at the bottom of the stairs waiting for our 'other halves' to descend the staircase. First came Nessie, whom Alice had dressed even though she wouldn't be coming with us. She was wearing a knee length skirt and a flowy blouse-thing. She had her hair straightened and it was in a high ponytail. We all clapped, though Edward clapped the loudest. She then went to stand by the banister. Next down was Bella. She wore the much argued about light blue top, whose neckline was just as low cut as promised. The boys at school will get to enjoy a lot of cleavage. I glanced at Edward worriedly after thinking that, knowing how overprotective he can be, but he hadn't even noticed. He was too mesmerised by his wife's chest. She also wore skinny jeans and 3 inch light blue heals. Her dark hair was slightly curled and was left to fall naturally to the bottom of her ribs. Next to arrive was my darling Alice, who looked even more gorgeous than usual. She wore skinny jeans and a ruffled purple top that hung on her petite frame just right, making her look taller and skinnier. She wore 5 inch heels in the same purple as her top, and carried a small black purse. Her hair had been left in its usual spiky do, though somewhat thicker looking than usual. Finally, Rose came down. She had taken a lot more effort to look amazing today and it had paid off. She wore black skinny jeans, and her legs looked even longer and skinnier. Her upper body was clad in a red halter top that was so tight I wondered whether she could even inhale. Lucky we didn't have to breathe. Her long blonde hair was thick and wavy, falling loosely to her mid back. To finish off the look she wore 6 inch red heals and carried a red bag. All the girls had the same makeup, of which only a little had been put on. Enough to make their eyes look even bigger, and to erase the shadows under their eyes. All the clothes they wore were what I knew to be designer, very expensive, and not publically available for at least another year. My, Alice had done very well indeed. They strode towards us gracefully, smiled at our dazed expressions, then walked off to their respective cars.

Rosalie POV Tuesday car

I slid into my red Convertible smoothly. I knew I looked hot. No, I looked drop dead gorgeous. I couldn't wait for Lara the hookers face! This was going to be hilarious! Emmett got into the passenger seat and I started the car. As we started speeding down the driveway I turned to look at him. He was sitting there staring at me, his mouth open. And for once, he wasn't saying anything. I grinned smugly at him. "You like what you see, babe?" I asked sweetly. His mouth still open, he just nodded. "Well, you will have to wait till tonight to show me just how much you like it." I purred seductively. And before he could reply we were pulling into the schools parking lot.

Edwards POV Tuesday parking lot

Once I had parked the Volvo I looked over at Bella. She smiled widely and giggled, "Let's get this show on the road." I grinned, kissed her lightly and then exited the car. Alice's plan was: boys get out first, then go open the door for the girls and help them out. I did just that. When I opened Bella's door she got out slowly, one foot at a time, to give the watching humans time to digest her beauty. I looked around at the shocked faces and listened.

"But they were ugly"

"Look at her tits"

"oh god, I could just lick his abs"

"is that the Cullen's?"

These thoughts just got worse when Alice and Jasper got out, And when Rosalie was out, I thought the male half of the school were going to faint. I laughed, and so did the rest of my family. Quietly though. And then I heard her thoughts. Lara.

"Oh my God, those boys are sooo HOT. Who are they? That bronze haired one, yum. Are those girls their girlfriends. Shit, they look like they could be Victoria's Secret models. And look at those cars, they must be sooo rich! Wait, that blonde looks familiar. Oh Shit, Is that the Cullen's?"

Rosalie's POV Tuesday Morning

Everybody was watching us as we walked by, everyone was staring, and I was loving it. I grabbed Alice and Bella's hands and we strutted into the school together, taking care to swing our hips slightly more than usual. Now it wasn't just the human boys staring at our asses. I giggled. Then I saw Lara, who looked like she was about to puke. "Whale" I said to her as we walked past, and she stomped her foot. She actually stomped her foot, then turned and ran off. We laughed, and kept walking, toward our first class, which we all had together. PE.

Bella's POV PE

I kissed Edward lightly before skipping into the changing room. I dumped my bag next to Rosalie and Alice's, and proceeded to open it. Alice had purposefully got both my shorts and top a size too small, so they were going to be extremely tight. I was about to yell at Alice when I saw Lara walking in, and I decided that I didn't mind showing off a bit of skin.

"let's show them what we've got, shall we girls," Alice giggled. I nodded, and on the count of three we pulled our tops off, revealing the lacy bras Alice had forced us into this morning. I heard gasps from the surrounding human girls, then the whispers started.

"How the hell is she so skinny?"

"Not a freaking blemish in sight! Is that possible?"

"How can their boobs be so perfect?"

"Plastic surgery…..only possible explanation"

Emmet's POV

I glared at all the guys who were checking out my Rosalie, before putting an arm around her waist. "Mine" I growled quietly, and she turned towards me, a sexy smile playing on her lips.

"I love it when you get protective" she purred, and I tensed. I was about to act on my desire, when I heard the teacher yelling, "Boys, weightlifting, girls, track. Now. Move."

I turned to Rosalie, grinning.

"Go ahead, sweetie, show them what you've got"

"Thanks Rosie!" I ran off. Weightlifting! I loved weightlifting!

I joined the group of puny little human boys, all flexing their non-existent muscles and shoving each other. Edward and Jasper came up to stand next to me, and we smiled, hearing one of the boys say, "now is our chance to show the new girls just who's good enough for them, ladies can't resist a good, strong man!" his remark was followed by a cheer from all of his buddies, and another replied, "yeah Jack, it's your chance to show the Cullen boys where they stand. After all, nobody ever beats you at weightlifting, not after you won Nationals!" I turned to see the boy he was speaking of. Jack was tall, though still a couple of inches shorter than my 6feet and 7 inches. He had scruffy blonde hair, a square chin, and a strong, muscly body. In any other school he would probably be considered a 'hottie'. But not this school. We were here now, and no human could compare to me. Edward coughed. Sorry, Eddie, I mean US.

Bella POV

Finally I was in a PE class when I couldn't trip….or hurt somebody else….or lose, because now I was super-fast and super-strong and super-graceful. And it felt super good.

"All right, girls, you are going to do 5km today, when you see a red cone, turn left, and when you see a yellow cone turn right. Got it? Ok. It is a race, and last couple back have to do 30 push-ups."

"good, the Cullen's can't be good at everything. I bet they're pretty…ish, but they're probably really stupid and not at all fit. They will probably be way more worried about their nails! ha!" I heard Lara say.

"yeah, and you won nationals, so you're going to thrash them, then the Cullen boys will see who is really worth their time!" Lara's little friend enthused.

I turned to Rose and Alice and winked.

"Let's thrash them, shall we girls?" I asked.

"Hell yeah!" they both murmured, glaring at the group of girls. I glared too. It was one thing to insult me, but to plot to take away my Edward? That was just too much.

"Get ready, and….GO!" the coach yelled. All the girls took off, but us Vampires really took off. Not fast enough to raise suspicions, just fast enough to make us look like really good sprinters.

"Oi, idiots, we've got 5 km's to go!" Lara called after us, but we just laughed. Whatever, we could keep this pace up for 50.

"idiots, they'll collapse soon enough" she whined. We turned the corner, and sped up.