Gomen minna-san! I know that this is probably stupid parody but I was provoked. Also this is an early B-day present to Nabi-chan! Anyways please R&R. Ja ne

Disclaimer: I dun own Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing, or the Song, "Hailie's Song".

Heero's Song

[Intro]

Yo

I can't sing it

I don't feel like singin

I wanna be left alone

Cause I'm happy

Yeh, I'm happy

Haha

I got my baby back

Yo, chech it out



[Verse 1 Sung]

Some days I sit, staring out my Gundam

Watchin' the world as I pass it by

Sometimes I think theres nothing to live for

But I never break down and cry

Sometimes I think I'm crazy

I'm crazy, oh so crazy

Why am I here, am I just wasting my time?

But then I see my baby

Suddenly I know that's maybe

It all makes sense when I grip her to my side

[Chorus]

Sometimes it feels like the war's on my shoulders

Everyone's trying to kill me

Sometimes it feels like the war's almost over

But then she comes back to me

[Verse 2 Sung]

My baby just keeps gettin' better

I continue to use her with pride

People make jokes, cause they don't understand me

They don't wanna see my real side

I act like war don't phase me

Inside it drives me crazy

My emptiness could eat me alive

But then I see my baby

Suddenly I know that's maybe

It all makes sense when I grip her to my side

[Chorus]

Sometimes it feels like the war's on my shoulders

Everyone's trying to use me

Sometimes it feels like the war's almost over

But then she comes back to me

[Verse 3 Rapped]

Yeh and if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my partner

If I could hit the hit notes, I'd blow something up here or farther

To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got 'er

Kami, I'm a pilot, I'm so glad I didn't break or lose her

Now you prob'ly get this image from my public persona

That I'm a pistol-packing pyscho who shot his own poppa,

But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest

Cause there's a lot of stuff I keep bottled up that hurts deep in my soul,

And just know that I grow colder the older I grow

This boulder on my shoulders that gets heavy and harder to hold more

And this load is like the entire weight of the war

And I think my neck is gonna snap, should I give up

Or try to live up to these expectations? Now look,

I love my partner more than life itself,

But I got a stalker who's determinded to make my life living hell

But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt

So many chances, man, it's too bad, I coulda killed her well

But the years that I've wasted are nothing compared to the blood that I've tasted

So here I'm facin: her big brother and his followers' probation

I've went to jail for this woman, I almost died for this woman

I've taken bullets and crap, bent over backwards for this woman

Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why didn't I just shoot her up?

Woulda changed my name if I knew what she was up ta

But screw it, it's over, there's no more reason to gripe no more

I got my baby back, maybe the only thing I adore, yay!

So ja ne, try anothor day, nice to know ya

My baby's returned to the palms of her rightful owner

And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted

It's like the greatest thing you can get

The tons have been lifted

[Chorus]]

Now it don't feel like the war's on my shoulders

No body's leaning on me

My baby know's that Heero's her soldier

No one can take her from me

[Outro- Spoken]

Woow!

I told you I can't sing

Oh well, I tried

Buddy, remember when I said

If you needed anything, Heero will be right there?

Well guess what, Heero's here

And I ain't going nowhere baby

I love you (kiss)

The perfect soldier continued to cuddle what he was singing his song to, his most prized possession, his gun. Quatre and the rest looked in his room through the crack, listening to the entire song. "He seriously needs help." Wufei stated, being out his sword and holding it close, "My katana is so much better than that stupid gun." "And you thing Heero needs help...." Duo trailed off as the chinese pilot chased his around the house with his sword. The Arab pilot took out his cell and phone Dr. Lector (no not the cannible) and arranged for Heero, Wufei, and Duo to meet him Saturday.

He looked back into the room only to find Trowa and Heero sing to the music of Show Tunes about their pathetic lives. He hit redial and asked if he and Trowa could go to. I mean you have to be a nut to have these people live in your house! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well that was alittle interesting wasn't it? Well I wasn't being mean when I said pathetic lives but come on...they are pretty sad. Anyways this isn't making fun of Heero, it just what I thought he would sing. And well his japanese voice actor can sing but I dun know about his english one. He sounds like he can. So anyways, what did ya think? Like? Hate? Review!!!!! Ja ne ~minimerc