Christmas with the Daleks
Synopsis: Just a zany little idea I had running around my head after the Christmas episode of Doctor Who and what it would be like in Davros' lair during the holiday season. This answers the age old query, 'do villains celebrate holidays ?' I think that the answer is an unabashed 'yes'.
~*~ CAST ~*~
Davros:
Dalek Sev:
Dalek Caan:
Dalek Thay:
Dalek Jast:
Scene 1-Downright Merry
(In Davros' lair, everything is decorated. There is even a tree, lit up and sparkling in the somewhat darkened room. Christmas music exudes througout the halls, and we hear the gay sound of Daleks singing.)
Daleks: (singing) 'Tis the season to ex-ter-min-ate
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
The wretched Doctor we all hate
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
If we kill him we'll be gleaming
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Master Davros will be beaming
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha !
Jast: That was downright merry, if I do say so myself.
Thay: I concur, Jast. No one probably though the Daleks could be festive this time of year.
Sev: Humans may celebrate it as a time of generosity and presents...
Caan: If I had an oraface, I'd be spewing my guts out of it. Ick.
Thay: We made our presents to Davros though, so how is that different from what our human advesaries do ?
Jast: He's got your number there, Sev.
Sev: Regardless. The Doctor may have won this time, but next year, we'll have another chance to make certain it'll be Davros' merriest Christmas ever.
Daleks: By exterminating the Doctor.
Thay: It is Christmas Eve, though. Do you think Davros got us anything ?
Jast: I think he knows we've all been obedient, Thay. But you're right...
The excitement has gotten my circuits all bundled.
(hearing Davros' humming 'O Christmas Tree' as he approaches)
Caan: Hide, everyone ! Davros is entering !
(Scene fade)
Scene 2-A Present for Davros
Davros: Daleks ? Where are you ? Hmm...Must've decided to recharge for the evening...
Daleks: (coming out all at once) Surprise !
(They have a gift for him)
Davros: What's all this ? When did you have time to actually wrap a present for me ?
Sev: We have our methods.
Jast: (getting eager) Open it !
Daleks: Open it ! Open it !
Davros: (opening it) How clever ! It's an effigy of the Doctor choked to death in Christmas lights ! I adore it. It's simply superb !
(brings them close for a hug)
Caan: What is the meaning of this ?
Thay: Shh...Caan, just enjoy it !
(They all sing together)
Hark the gleaming Daleks sing
Glory to Davros, our king
Death on earth, so merciless
We will conquer and repress
Obey you nations we defile
Conquer, man woman and child
Someday Daleks will control
Victory we will behold
Hark the gleaming Daleks sing
Glory to Davros our king !
(scene fade, cast bow)