Valentine's Day

by PhoenixGraves

It's Valentine's Day, and both Hollow and Rage are trying to record a Mapstravaganza episode. Is love in the air, or is that just the smell of rotten zombie flesh?

"Heeeeeeeeeelllloooo people, welcome to Minecraft Mapstravaganza...the show where seven hundred…"

An eerie silence hung over the Skype call for a few moments, before Rage burst out giggling wildly. Hollow sighs in exasperation. "Josh, PLEASE...try to control yourself...why do you even do that? We've had HOW many episodes, and you still can't get the intro right!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Whew. Okay. SO ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mapstravaganza where we play YOUR user-submitted maps. So, let's go look at the map!"

"Rage, aren't you forgetting something?"

"What? Oh yeeeeeah...Happy Valentine's day, everyone!"

"Not that."

"Erm….what then?"

"Okay, the winner of last week was Curaxu's competitive dragon battle map, we'll see you on creation."

Rage stops recording and gets ready to start up the creation segment. "So Hollow, you built this map? I have a feeling it's going to be very….DEEP! Oooooh hahahahaha, get it? Because you and Curaxu are learning about depth?"

Hollow sighs once again. "Just start recording, Josh."

Rage starts up FRAPS again, taking a deep breath. "Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, to Creation! Today's map is submitted by...A HOLLOW PERSON! Ahahahahaha!"

Hollow sighs.

Rage falters in his giggling, wiping a tear from his eyes. "Oh, I slay myself! Anyway, Hollow, care to describe the map?"

Hollow shakes his head slightly, then starts flying around the map. "Okay, so this is a massive Viking village, with each type of building dedicated to everyone."

"You mean...THE CREW?"

Hollow sighs. "You KNOW I have that name, Josh. So we have Tyde's longhouse, with a majestic ship with the American flag over here; there's Gubiak's stable with two of those horse things over there…"

"Oh, you mean Twilight Sparkle and Appleblossom?" Rage giggles.

Hollow sighs. "Josh….you are SUCH a brony. Just admit it, and we can all move on!"

"I'm noooot!" Rage starts whining. "Just because I KNOW the characters, doesn't mean I aaam a bronyyyy…."

Hollow give a more exasperated sigh than before. "Whatever. Let's just move on. Next we have Fluke's Amphitheatre, because he loves film and whatnot, this is the closest thing to it in this time period. Over here, we have the main hall, where you and I both have thrones."

At this, Rage starts flysprinting as fast as he can to the main castle. "THROOOOOOONES! WOOOOOOO!"

Hollow sighs. "Okay, go ahead."

Rage starts giggling like a schoolchild who's just been giving a sweet. "YAAAAAAAY THROOOONES!"

Hollow falls quickly behind, trying to hastily explain the other buildings as they soar past before entering the main hall. Rage is stood just before the two thrones, not saying anything, nor moving. Hollow finally catches up and hesitates for a moment.

"Rage? Are you there?"

"Hollow, why….why is my throne labeled with 'my queen'?"

Hollow pauses, gulping as he had forgotten to remove that sign. "Erm...well..Rage, the thing is…"

"Yes?"

"I….oh god, I…."

"Spit it out, what is it, Hollow?"

"I...Will you be my Valentine?"

Brutishkiller has left the game.

THE END.