My first Kigo fic! Enjoy! And sorry if it sucks… Btw, this is before STG (although it was a great episode) R&R plz :D

Chapter 1 Shego's Birthday

-Drakken's Lair-

Shego sat up in bed with a gasp. Ever since it had first happened, she had been plagued with the nightmare of the event every night before her birthday. After realizing it had just been a dream she sighed in irritation and rubbed the cold sweat from her face. Damnit. Every time she thought wearily.

"Happy birthday to me." She mumbled.

Getting out of bed, she lazily put on her outfit and exited her room.

"Ah! Shego! I'm glad you're up, I've decided to launch plan Antithesis Anamnesis." Drakken cheerfully called to his sidekick.

"And that's the ones with the ducks, right?" Shego drawled as she moved to pour herself a cup of coffee.

"Of course not!" Drakken replied, seemingly annoyed, "That's Mephistopheles Raptor!"

Shego paused and raised one eyebrow at her employer. He obviously hadn't caught on that she had been joking. I don't get paid enough for this she thought to herself as she resumed pouring her coffee. After a moment of silence Drakken, literally, pranced over to Shego and smiled at her stupidly. At first she ignored him, but he was really starting to annoy her.

"You're just asking to get beat up you know." She said, taking a sip of her coffee.

Drakken gave a slight frown but quickly perked up again. "Wouldn't you like to know why I'm launching my great scheme today?" he asked, being rather too chipper.

"Not really, no." she answered blatantly, starting to walk away.

"Couldn't you try to be a little more grateful, Shego? After all, I'm initiating this plot for your birthday!" he called after her.

Shego stopped dead in her tracks, her hand clenching, causing the cup to break, and hot coffee to spill down her arm and onto the floor. With lightning speed she turned around and grabbed Drakken by the collar of this suit (what would you call what he wears?).

"How did you know it was my birthday?" she hissed, more angry than usual.

"I-I just did some digging on the internet awhile back, I th-though you would be happy! I was just t-trying to surprise you! Please don't hurt me!" Drakken whimpered, shielding his face with his hands.

Shego released her prisoner, still glaring. After a moments thought she replied, "When are we going then?"

Brushing himself off, Drakken regained some of his confidence. "At once! All you'll have to do is commit some crime that will lure Kim Possible. Then I'll shoot her with my memory ray, and her mind will be reduced to that of a nine year-old! Well before she learned all of her fighting moves, she'll be helpless!"

Shego stared at him for a moment. Does he…? No. It's just a coincidence. Nine is a… popular… age? Shaking herself to clear her head, she nodded in agreement, both to her thoughts and to Drakken.

-Middleton Bank-

Shego was loading the ninth bag of money into the hovercar when a voice stopped her.

"Stop right there Shego!" called out, who other than, Kim Possible. "Ron, go find Drakken, I'll take care of Shego." The blond boy nodded and hurried off to find said man.

"Hello Princess." Shego smirked.

Without any further words, the two leapt into combat. Unbeknownst to Kim, Drakken was hiding on the roof of the building across the street with his memory ray, waiting for a clear shot. Luckily, that would happen very soon. About five minutes into the fight, Kim got the upper hand and managed to pin Shego to the ground.

"Looks like you lose, Shego." Kim panted.

It took Kim a minute to realize that Shego wasn't struggling or responding. Looking down, Kim saw that Shego's eyes were filled with fear and confusion.

"Shego?" Kim asked hesitantly.

Kim's voice broke into Shego's consciousness, and she closed her eyes and shook her head before opening them again only to glare up at the redhead.

"You picked the wrong day to do that Kim." Shego's voice was dead serious.

With more force than was really necessary, Shego kicked Kim off of herself and proceeded to jump to her feet. Unfortunately, that had been the exact moment that Drakken had fire his gun. Before she knew what was happening, Shego fell to her knees.

"Wha-?" She managed as she looked at yellow light engulfing her body, and then up to Drakken jumping up and down on the roof. He seemed to be saying something, but she couldn't hear him. Pain coursed through her body and she gritted her teeth. Inside her mind, memories spun backwards like a movie being rewound. Before she could do anything, a world of black overcome her. She faintly remembered being lifted up, and somebody calling out, "You think you're all that, but you're not!" After that, there was nothing.

End chapter 1!!! Tell me what you think :)