A deep and meaningful conversation
Vincent, Squall, Auron and Nooj from respective Final Fantasys are seated around a table.
Vincent:…
Squall: …
Auron:….
Nooj:…..
A tumbleweed floats past.
Vincent:…
Squall: …
Auron:….
Nooj:…..
Reader gets incredibly bored.
Vincent:…
Squall: …
Auron:….
Nooj:…..
Let's see their thoughts, might be a bit more interesting.
Vincent:…Sins, so many sins….Mmm, I feel like a cupcake.
Squall: …How did I get here? Damn the authors a moron *hit on the head by mysterious force* Owie!
Auron:….I'm dead. I want gum. I wonder if anyone brought gum? *continues on gum-related subjects*
Nooj:…..Death, Death, DEATH….Wait, why do I crave death? Damn, I'm weird. Oh well, death, death *continues on death-related subjects*
Reader moves mouse towards exit button.
Vincent:…
Squall: …
Auron:….
Nooj:…..
Author: DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!!!!
Vincent:…!!!
Squall: …!!!
Auron:….!!!
Nooj:…..!!!
Author has extremely devious look on face….
Later….
Vincent:…
Squall: …
Auron:….Has anyone got gum?
Nooj:…..Death….
Author: OVER HERE GUYS!!!
Yuffie, Selphie, Rikku and LeBlanc burst through the door.
Author: With added sugar!
Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Auron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nooj: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Author: Finally. Anyway toodles!
With horrified expressions the four guys retreat into a corner, followed closely by the sugar fuelled girls. What follows would mean I would have to raise the rating. So I'm not putting it down.