Disclaimer: *clears throat quite loudly* I do not own any of the characters
in this story! As much as I would like to, I don't. ~Waaaaahhh.~
Warning: This is weird. If you don't like weird. then don't read it. It is pointless, too. but hey, it's fun. *cackles evilly*
It was a lovely morning at the Son residence and all the occupants of the house were sound asleep. All except for one, that is. A solitary figure stood at the kitchen sink in the peaceful little house. The snores of her husband could be heard all throughout the place, but she had long since grown used to them. Another thing that she had grown used to was making three meals a day. However, these three meals were usually the human equivalent of a week's worth of food. Needless to say, this woman was also used to that. Chi-chi set her shoulders with a determined look as she pulled a frying pan out of one of the many neat cabinets in her neat kitchen. Grabbing a can of butter-spray, she greased down the metal surface and pulled out a carton of eggs with on hand, simultaneously setting the frying pan down on the spotless counter. Popping open that carton, she pulled two more out of the refrigerator and popped them open, setting them down next to the first. All this was silent and the snores coming from the room down the hall did not cease. Stepping back just as quietly from those cartons, Chi-chi raised her hands upward, similar to the stance of Goku calling a spirit bomb. Instead, her own ki began to glow at her fingertips and she closed her eyes. Slowly, the eggs all rose form their cartons and hovered in the air above their respective places. Bobbling without anything but Chi-chi's ki holding them up, the first twelve shells all cracked at the same time, dropping onto the frying pan's surface. In an in instant, the eggs were fried and zoomed across the room to land on a huge plate placed in the center of the table.
The woman continued this ritual until all of the eggs were fried and nicely arranged on the table. This also ensued with half a pig's worth of bacon, and then two loaves of bread. Chi-chi, finished, stopped her work and once again bound her ki at her bones where it was undetectable. A sleepy yawn startled her and she turned to the doorway. There stood her husband, Goku, and her two sons, Gohan and Goten. They all blinked at the mountain of food that had been prepared just for them, and then grinned the famous Son grin. "I don't get it," said Goku cheerily, between bites as he attacked the food. "Get what, dad?" asked Goten, who was rivaling his father in speed eating. "Every morning your mother manages to make this much food in no time -or so I think- and it just never fails. She's been doing it for so many years now. How do you do it?" he asked incredulously, staring at the raven-haired woman. "Oh," she replied airily, "practice makes perfect."
A/N~ *ducks flames* I know! I know! It's lame and it doesn't make any sense! Umm. Plz review, I guess you can flame me if you really wanted to. o- 0 . Praise (although I have no idea why.) criticism (understandable) anything, just review 'cuz you know you want to. Hehe. thanks for reading anyways! *looks around* if anyone did?
Warning: This is weird. If you don't like weird. then don't read it. It is pointless, too. but hey, it's fun. *cackles evilly*
It was a lovely morning at the Son residence and all the occupants of the house were sound asleep. All except for one, that is. A solitary figure stood at the kitchen sink in the peaceful little house. The snores of her husband could be heard all throughout the place, but she had long since grown used to them. Another thing that she had grown used to was making three meals a day. However, these three meals were usually the human equivalent of a week's worth of food. Needless to say, this woman was also used to that. Chi-chi set her shoulders with a determined look as she pulled a frying pan out of one of the many neat cabinets in her neat kitchen. Grabbing a can of butter-spray, she greased down the metal surface and pulled out a carton of eggs with on hand, simultaneously setting the frying pan down on the spotless counter. Popping open that carton, she pulled two more out of the refrigerator and popped them open, setting them down next to the first. All this was silent and the snores coming from the room down the hall did not cease. Stepping back just as quietly from those cartons, Chi-chi raised her hands upward, similar to the stance of Goku calling a spirit bomb. Instead, her own ki began to glow at her fingertips and she closed her eyes. Slowly, the eggs all rose form their cartons and hovered in the air above their respective places. Bobbling without anything but Chi-chi's ki holding them up, the first twelve shells all cracked at the same time, dropping onto the frying pan's surface. In an in instant, the eggs were fried and zoomed across the room to land on a huge plate placed in the center of the table.
The woman continued this ritual until all of the eggs were fried and nicely arranged on the table. This also ensued with half a pig's worth of bacon, and then two loaves of bread. Chi-chi, finished, stopped her work and once again bound her ki at her bones where it was undetectable. A sleepy yawn startled her and she turned to the doorway. There stood her husband, Goku, and her two sons, Gohan and Goten. They all blinked at the mountain of food that had been prepared just for them, and then grinned the famous Son grin. "I don't get it," said Goku cheerily, between bites as he attacked the food. "Get what, dad?" asked Goten, who was rivaling his father in speed eating. "Every morning your mother manages to make this much food in no time -or so I think- and it just never fails. She's been doing it for so many years now. How do you do it?" he asked incredulously, staring at the raven-haired woman. "Oh," she replied airily, "practice makes perfect."
A/N~ *ducks flames* I know! I know! It's lame and it doesn't make any sense! Umm. Plz review, I guess you can flame me if you really wanted to. o- 0 . Praise (although I have no idea why.) criticism (understandable) anything, just review 'cuz you know you want to. Hehe. thanks for reading anyways! *looks around* if anyone did?