DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Evangelions. I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion or associated characters, nor do I own the Muppets, Astro Boy, Chobits or any other copyrighted anime characters. I don't own all that much, in the grand scheme of things. Please, give generously...to charity or causes you believe in. Not me. I'm not doing too badly, but I sincerely doubt that suing me for anything would be worth the investment.
If any owners of the intellectual property represented in this text want me to remove it, I will. In fact, I think I'd be honoured!