SONIC FICTION
CHAPTER 1: THE DATE
It was just a normal day in the city of Station Square. But it all changed from five o'clock, that day. Shadow had been living with Amy in her apartment for a year now. Amy had forced Shadow to baby-sit a five year-old Tails, a three year-old Cream and Charmy along with chao. Among these were Cherry, the Amy Chao, Tango the power chao with a cardboard box over his head and Sonic and Tails' chao, Bluey and Foxy. Shadow drooled as Amy had been telling him the regulations for the last half hour.
"Don't let the kids play with my underwear. Don't let them go into my bedroom. Don't let them go near the Chaos Emerald fine China plates, near your spikes and, Shadow definately no Chaos Spear!", Amy continued to talk until Shadow quickly interrupted.
"What!? The kids love me burning stuff up with the Chaos Spear, and using Chaos Control to be lazy!".
"Remember last time?"
Shadow remembered in a cartoonish thinking bubble: He was using Chaos Spear on the nev-r-break coffee table and set Tails' tails alight.
Shadow, finally aware pleaded "That was an accident!".
Amy gave him a stare and a hammer quickly appeared in her hand, but a knock on the door saved Shadow from a knock on the head.
Tails was sitting right there on the floor as Sonic appeared behind him wearing a tuxedo. Tails scratched his ear, before his 'daddy' tickled him. Tails giggled.
"Hey Amy, ready to go on our date?" asked Sonic.
"Sure am, Shadow's babysitting", Amy said and when leaving, Sonic put the middle finger up at Shadow.
Shadow looked up from his newspaper but continued reading. He then finished reading and watched the kids play on the floor. "They're like mini-midgets", Shadow thought. By nine o'clock, the others had arrived.
Shadow turned the TV on before looking around to see Foxy, asleep on the opposite couch, Cherry and Bluey playing tag, Cream and Cheese playing house and then saw Tango screaming for food. Cream and Cheese tried feeding him but dropped the box of chao fruits on the floor. Still satisfied with what he had, Tango chowed down. Meanwhile, Tails had fell asleep drawing and only Charmy was interacting with Shadow.
Since everybody was asleep, Shadow decided to put a horror film on. But in Charmy's fashion, he screamed out "Cool!" It woke everybody up except Cherry as the chao's facial expression turned from a happy face to a curly unhappy sign. After half-an-hour, everybody this time including Charmy fell asleep and Tango cocooned. Shadow didn't notice he had turned Hero until he looked up at Shadow in front of the Television but Shadow picked him up, and put him aside. He then locked him in his home-the bathroom. He soon put the other chao in there and the kids on the couch.
Meanwhile, the date had begun. It was thundering and lightning, Amy had forgotten to bring an umbrella, so used Sonic's jacket. Clouds covered the misty moon, the film was terrible and they had gone to a bar and gotten drunk. Amy woke up upside down in bed. She put her robe on and walked out into the living room. Shadow was eating a bowl of 'bloody chao heads' and watched Tango and Cherry eats up the chao fruit.
"Morning Amy, you hit it off last night", Shadow said, with a mouthful of cereal.
"Yeah I know, I have this pain in my stomach, I'll go to the doctors today-", Amy said before being interrupted and ran to the bathroom and was sick. Problem was, the lid was on, and it was also Tango's bed.
She didn't eat anything, and came home from the doctors with a pregnancy test. She tested it and was positive. He rang Sonic and demanded a date tomorrow, on Valentine's Day.