Enjolras leaned forward into the tub, reaching for the handle to turn on the bath water. In the split second before he grasped the gleaming chrome, he noticed a black spot moving inside the tub. Upon closer inspection, he realized that it was a freaking huge ass spider. Enjolras uttered a rather unmanly screech and recoiled as quickly as he could. Immediately, all the other amis rushed into the bathroom to see what had made that inhuman noise.
"What is it? What's wrong?" Grantaire demanded, looking at Enjolras' terrified expression. He simply pointed towards the tub. Everyone looked. Several other unmanly screams were uttered.
"Oh, come on. It's just a spider," Jehan rolled his eyes.
"Kill it kill it kill it!" Courfeyrac screeched, making a move towards the tub. He only managed to fall into Bossuet, who was trying to get away from the spider in the opposite direction. This caused a domino effect and soon all the amis were stumbling to regain their footing.
"Oh for god's sake!" Jehan leaned in and picked up the spider with his bare hand.
Another terribly unmanly scream in perfect unison from the other amis. Jehan waved his be-spidered hand at them and they all backed away from him, tripping over each other to get out of the bathroom.
Jehan only laughed and walked down the stairs to the sliding door. He exited the house and crouched down, gently brushing the spider off his hand onto the deck.
"There you go little guy. Live long and prosper," Jehan made the Vulcan salute at the spider and turned to go back inside.
Jolllly welcomed him back inside with a lungful of Lysol.
"You're all such idiots," Jehan laughed at his friends and their silly phobia.