Title: That's How We Do It In L.A.!

Author: Eiris Hales

Pairings: MattxOC, MorrisonxOC

Summary: Everyone knew Chantel was tough, but backstage, no one knew just HOW tough.

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A/N: To Chantel as per usual. And speaking of Chantel - YOU NEED TO CALL ME BACK, FOO! xD

Matt walked down the halls of backstage Smackdown. He was in search of his girlfriend, Chantel, but couldn't find her at all. He needed to talk to her about smething important. But whenever he did, she was no where to be found. As he walked down, he passed his close friend, John Morrison and his girlfriend Eiris Hales as they were talking with one another. He stopped to see if they might know where Chantel was at all.

"Oh hey, guys, what's up?" he spoke up to them. "Have you seen Chantel anywhere?"

Eiris shook her head. "No, I haven't, actually. I was in catering."

"And I just got here." John added.

Eiris stepped in with a suggested, "Did you check --" but got cut off at a loud sound.

It was one of the hallway doors being whipped open and a body fell onto the floor. The three looked over and saw from the others to the background, a fight coming from the women's locker room. And ironically it involved Chantel, herself, but also Kelly.

"You EVER call me that again, bitch, you'll get worse than that!" Chantel angrily hollered at her, as Kelly stayed down on the floor. She was still trying to pull herself together, but also afraid to even move. She didn't want to die today.

Chantel got up in her face. "And THAT is how we do it in L.A.!"

"Found her." Eiris put it simply.

The California native just looked down at Kelly with the utmost disgusted look on her face and muttered, "Stupid bitch." as she walked off and out of the locker room, heading in the opposite direction of the three, until Matt called her over to them.

"Chantel, wait!"

She turned around to see them, and walked back over, still in heated anger. Though she calmed down once she saw her best friends and her boyfriend. He had the most shocked look on his face, but smiled at the same time.

John did too. Eiris just giggled.

"What was all that about?" John laughed. "What did Kelly conjour up that was SO bad, that you had to almost mutilate her face?"

Eiris already knew what Kelly called her by the look on Chantel's face. She smirked and looked at her boyfriend and then to Matt. "You really wanna know?"

"Yeah, what did she call her?" Matt asked. He was clueless.

"I mean you got thick skin, girl," John said, "what was it? (His expression changed immediatly for a second because he thought he had it). Ohhhh shit, it wasn't --"

"--The 'N' word, Peanut Butter and Johnny, don't worry about that." Chantel finished his sentence and as well, answered his questioned. She finally told them. "It was the big 'C' word, actually."

"The name you should never, ever call a girl." Eiris backed her. "Ever."

The guys understood.

"Yep, well," Chantel began as she looked back over to Kelly. The other Divas were trying to make sure she was okay. "Payback's a bitch."