It was dark in the room, the only light in the room coming from the light of his computer screen. Toki clicked madly here and there on his screen, his blood shot eyes scanning every inch of it. His hair looked pretty greasy and ratted and his nails had gotten a pretty decent collection of dirt, despite the fact that he hadn't been outside in at least 2 weeks.

He took another drink of his beer, almost spitting it out as he heard a thunderous growl of a voice scream from behind his door.

"Toki!" Nathan yelled. "What the hell have you been doing in there?"

Toki looked at the door for a moment, then looked back at his screen. He dug his hand into a family sized bag of Doritos and chomped on them, clicking wildly again.

Suddenly, the door was kicked down and there stood Nathan, looking a little more pissed that he normally looked. Nathan didn't move from his spot and Toki just stared.

"Toki, what the hell? We've had to cancel, like... four shows in the past two weeks because of you."

Toki sighed and rubbed the grey ring around the bottom of his right eye. "I have been playing Runescape."

Nathan raised his eyebrow and tilted his head. "Runescape? What the fuck's that?"

Toki held a hand up to the screen. "A role playing game. You go around and get money and kill things and stuff."

"Killing things?" Nathan asked. He sounded a little interested. "What do you kill?"

Toki clicked once on his mouse. "Hill giants, goblins, lesser demons-"

"'Killing My Lesser Demons'... that's a good song idea..." Nathan muttered and walked closer, dragging a chair up next to Toki and sitting. "Is the game Metal?"

Toki looked back at the screen and thought for a moment. "Well... you kill things, drink beer-"

"Hey..." Nathan interrupted again. "Is that a dwarf?"

Toki nodded.

"Dwarves are Metal." Nathan said.

Nathan pretty much took over from there. He placed his hand on the mouse and Toki got up. He looked over to Nathan and blinked a few times.

"Well... I'll just go to bed now." Toki said.

He went to bed that night, hearing feverish clicking and typing...

The next day

Toki woke up to find that Nathan had gone from his room. He rolled out of bed, happy to finally be over the torture that was Runescape. But what he saw when he walked out of his room made him stop in his tracks.

His band mates had set up all of their computers up in the same room. All with Runescape on the screen.

"I'll give you one-hundred k for the armor." Murderface said, staring at his screen even as he talked.

Pickles looked almost enraged. "Ya stupid noob! That's full rune!"

"Come on! I need it if I'm going to survive in the Wild!" Murderface yelled back.

"Can yous even wears runes yet?" Skwisgaar asked with a scoff.

Murderface grunted angrily. "Yes, I can wear rune!"

"No you can't." Nathan grumbled. "Stupid noob."

"Besides, you gets killed big times in Wild." Skwisgaar teased.

"You guys need to get lives." Toki said suddenly. "I'm going to go play World of Warcraft Three."

The End