Today was the day. Today, Samansa was going to become a Jedi. She jumped on stage to receive her first lightsaber.

The Jedis and the Ninjas had been training along with each other and this was the key moment to sealing the truce.

Samansa climbed up the stairs to the stage and picks up lightsaber. She turned it on. It was light blue like her eyes. She looked in the audience at her ninja friend Jiru who was holding Miffles the little puff ball, because Miffles wasn't allowed on stage.

Samansa lifted the lightsaber up for everyone to see. Suddenly the man who had given her the first lighsaber came up behind her. She could see him clearly with his Elvis hair.

"You," She yelled.

Miffles: *Presses pause* what the heck was that?

Me: The story!

Miffles: That's not how it happened!

Me: Well why don't you fix it.

Miffles: maybe I will!

*To audience*

This is how it really went.

Samansa: OMG! NINJA ELVIS! *Jumps on stage wearing robe thing and rips out lightsaber* I thought I finished you off a long time ago!

Elvis/Ninja thing: *Whips out light saber* you thought you did. *Does a
really cool lightsaber trick* bring it on!

Samansa: Oh it's ON!

Samansa and Elvis: *Epic Jedi fight*

Jiru: Miffles, distract Elvis.

Miffles: Got it!*Bite's Elvis in the leg*

Elvis: OWWWW!!!

Jiru: (sneaks up behind Elvis ninja thing)

.......HIIIIIIIYAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(Jiru delivers a kick on the head to Elvis)

Elvis/Ninja thing: aha!!! So we meet again, Jiru!!

Samansa: (chops off front of Elvis' hair w/ lightsaber)

now that we all remember each other, *Sets hair one fire and throws behind her and kicks Elvis in the gut then punches his face and throws him across the room with the force which knocks him out and then police come in to arrest him * Have fun in PRISION!* Hi fives Jiru* nice work out
there!

Jiru: (pretends to hi five samansa, then smoothes her hair) u too!!! (Gives Samansa a real hi five) You too Miffles. Thanks for the distraction. *High fives Miffles*
who was that, anyways?

Samansa: an evil ninja Elvis. He works with the sith. He's evil.

Jiru: is the sith the place with dark paper or whoever that guy is??

Samansa: you reaaaaaally need to watch star wars. Reaaaaaally.

14 red ninjas with Elvis hair: *drop down from the ceiling*

Jiru: OH NO!!!! ELVIS HAS SENT REINFORCEMENTS!!! Hah! *Uses a shiruken to pin 1 to wall*
HOW DO YA LIK ME NOW!!!!

Samansa: I got the leader. You take the other 13 weaker ones. *starts using force to throw leader (distinguished by his glasses) from wall to wall*

Jiru: climbs a small pole to the over walk above the stage* !!! *Jumps down from over walk. While she's falling, she throws poison darts at the other 13 ninjas.*

Samansa: *choking leader with the force.*

Jiru: *lands on another not fallen ninja's head, knocking him out. She starts jumping
from head to head, hitting their pressure points as she goes*

Samansa: You should be honored. Your being killed by one of the most powerful Jedi's in the world.

Glasses: you are?

Samansa: YA! *whips out light saber* WHO SENT YOU? Elvis is in jail!

Jiru: *destroys evil ninjas in back round*

Glasses: *Smiles like an evil creeper* Darth Sith.

Samansa: NO! He's dead! I killed him myself with the phaser I got from Spock!

Glasses: Fine! it was Darth Vader.

Samansa: *Shakes head* Died in the sixth movie.

Glasses: uh...Darth Maul?

Samansa: HE DIED IN THE FIRST ONE! gosh!

Jiru: what does it matter?

Samansa: well, when the most powerful ninja and the most powerful Jedi are in the same room and someone tries to assonate them, it means they know where we are and that makes me nervous.

Jiru: Oh..... Well why don't we just take his glasses off and see who he is?

Samansa:................. *takes glasses off*

Jiru: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAASSSPPP!!!

Samansa: Don't tell me you recognize him.

Jiru: ........... Nope. But ya know what I do recognize? *holds up Glasses' wrist*

Samansa: A wrist communicator?

Jiru: Dude....... those are SOOOOOOO last season. Samansa and I actually have Bluetooth. *points to ear* See?

Glasses: *talking into wrist communicator* Uh.... boss? I think
someone wants to talk to you.

Samansa: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!

Mystery Person: *evil laugh* you naive children. Always wanting to play your little games.

Jiru: !!!!!!!!!!

Samansa: Do you know who this guy is?

Jiru: Oimgosh its Pain!!!!! Oh no this is worse than I thought!!!

Pain: Wait, Jiru? JIRU!!!

Samansa: Jiru who is this pain guy?

Jiru: Someone bad.

Pain: I can still hear you.

Samansa: Excuse ME! WERE IN A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!

Pain: Sheesh!

Jiru: Come on, we have to track this guy!

Samansa:*whispers* He can still hear us.

Jiru: *Takes wrist communicator off and stops it* happy now?

Samansa:*Nods* we can't just leave this guy here! He'll run away and
go tell this pain guy we're coming. *Gasps* I have an idea!

Glasses: I am right here you know.

Jiru: SHHHHHH!!!! *To Samansa* what's your idea?

Samansa: *Pulls something out of the robe's pocket* this!

Thing: *Blinks*

Glasses: What is that?

Jiru: it's a puff ball.

Samansa: Her name is Miffles. I have more. They'll keep glasses here

Glasses: How?

Samansa: Poke Miffles

Glasses: Uh, ok. *Pokes*

Miffles: *SCREAMS ON THE TOP OF HER LUNGS*

Samansa: You just made her mad. She and her friends will pin you to this wall and Miffles might try to kill you.

Glasses: *Gulps*

Jiru: Come on let's go!

Samansa: *drops Miffles and other puff balls* Have fun! *lets go of glasses and runs out*

Miffles: Also, you were already a powerful Jedi, there had already been a truce between the Ninjas and the Jedis, and you were the only people there.

Me: Fine. I didn't want to be vain! Yes I am one of the most powerful Jedis and I do know Spock. We've had many games of poker. That dude has an AWESOME poker face!

Miffles: Pa pa pa poker face pa pa poker face! *Dances to pokerface*

Spock: Hey Samansa, you want to come play Uno?

Me: sure! Why not? But I choose the tunes.

Spock: *Sings pokerface with muffles and sounds suspiciously just like lady gaga*

Me:…uh, I'm gonna…leave…now. *Runs away as fast she can*