A/N ALMOST ENTIRE PICE IS IN SPECH

Cranberry Sauce. Remus just didn't get it, why on earth would anyone want it? What was it for? What did it taste like? Why on earth did Sirius have it dribbling down his chin like that!

"For gods sake clean yourself up you look like a two year old."

"No I don't, plus you don't have to look if you don't like it."

"I... Just put the stuff down, its to dribble on food isn't it? Not down yourself."

"Well I suppose you wouldn't like it if I did this then would you Moony."

"Your wasting half of it! Now look at your shirt; that looks like that will leave a stain."

"Well I'll just take it off now and pop it in the wash shall I? Just incase there's a chance of saving it."

"Sirius no- Sirius put it back on, or borrow one of James', its not right to be half naked near food."

"What about under it?"

"PADFOOT!"

"Shhhh! Do you want Lilly to come in here and find you with me half naked covered in cranberry sauce that was meant for her christmas dinner, do you?"

"Oh no, your not throwing me in this, this is all your fault. If Lilly comes in here and sees that you've striped yourself half naked for me covered in... uhhh, that. Then you can explain how and why you did it."

"I did it so you would fuck me."

"W-what?"

"Like you don't want to know how I taste."

"I do not! You- you can just go and lick yourself, you raging homosexual."

"Fine."

"Gross."

"It tastes good acutely. Lilly can cook, Prongs is set up for life."

"Really?"

"Yeah try."

"No! I'm not licking you, stop trying to make me."

"Come on; lick me Mooney old pal, plus you'd also get to have your first taste of cranberry sauce. Your killing two birds with one stone."

"Are you drunk?"

"A little, but what's your point?"

"You only want me because your drunk and haven't brought a date to christmas dinner."

"No, not true. I want you because I've known you since I was eleven and I've wanted you to kiss me since I was fifteen. I'm now twenty and stood in my best mates and his wives kitchen asking you to lick me."

"Uhhh huh."

"Thats it? Uh huh?"

"Sirius its christmas, spirits are high there's allot of drink around, with most of it seemingly appearing to be in your system, and I don't want to make a stupid mistake by licking cranberry sauce off of you."

"I'm not that drunk. I've only had one, in fact you can even ask James and Peter iand/i Lilly!"

"Fine I believe yo-"

"So lick me."

"No."

"Whhhhyyyyy not!"

"I don't know, but we shoulden't."

"Three reasons why not, don't interrupt! If you can't give me three reasons and one can't be that you don't like me like that because Peters told me. So Come up with three reasons why not and I will leave you alone until January the first."

"Peters a cunt."

"Yes you can't tell him anything, now the reasons."

"Uhhh... Firstly I don't like the smell of that sauce so there is not point trying it because I know I won't like it. Secondly I don't want to ruin our friendship if it doesn't work out. Thirdly I think if we are going to ever try anything that might even attempted to become a relationship it should be our new years resolution to make it work, of corse after coming out to James because Peter already knows. So are those three reasons good enough to make you ask Prongs to borrow you a shirt?"

"Yes. Lets get to dinner then."

"Sirius."

"What?"

"Stop grinning like a moron."