My Three Daughters
By: Frynette
My Three Suns as a genderbend. I ruined Space Pilot 3000 and I will ruin this one. Anyway, a geeky Futurama fan draws pictures, right? Yep. I drew My Three Suns as a genderbend. Because I had no other crap to work on. Phyllis had the cape and crown and everything, Coillete was wearing a red dress, and Leroy was there looking as happy as ever. So yeah. I'm pretty messed up if you haven't met me yet.
So, here's the story!
Coilete B. Rodriguez sat on the couch watching the TV.
"Hello! I'm Elzara. Welcome to the show! Today, we're gonna kick it up a notch as I show you how to cook a fresh Neptunian slug."
"Whatchya' watchin'?" Phyllis K. Fry asked her closest friend as she walked in. Coilette quickly turned off the TV.
"uh, porno! Yeah, that's what it was!"
"Coilette! I didn't know you liked cooking! That's adorable!" Turanga Leroy exclaimed in a cute little voice, that would, if Coilette was in a bad mood, would get Leroy's ass whooped pretty bad for making that cute little comment towards Coilette of all robots. But thank God she was more interested in people not finding out about her interests than kicking Leroy's ass.
"Oh, it's true. Iv'e hid it for so long!" Coilette confessed.
"It's okay. I like cooking too." Phyllis explained.
The threesome had to go to Little Neptune, to get some items for cooking, since Coilette was going to be the cook from now on. Phyllis got hit on by some dumb man on the street, so Leroy beat the hell out of him.
"Oh, Leroy! You saved my life! Your my knight in shining armor!" She had said, but as she was trying to kiss him, Leroy smacked her lightly on the cheek in disapproval. Back on the ship though, everyone sat at a long table, with Coilette carving a Neptunian slug.
"This is Coilette's first meal, so lets be supportive." Leroy whispered to the crew.
"Okay." Phyllis agreed.
They all ate it, but spitted it out in pure agony.
"That's the saltiest thing Iv'e ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping thing of salt!" Phyllis whined.
They all gulped down the water, but spit it out as well.
"Coilette, is this salt water?!" Leroy asked.
"It's water with salt in it." she replied.
"My vision's blurry, I think I'm gonna die!" Phyllis heaved.
"There was nothing wrong with the food! It had 10% less than the lethal dose." Coilette explained.
"Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds!" Zoidbia yelped.
"Okay, Fry. Here is the package to deliver. And for once in your life be careful. This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I'd like it to be a pleasant one." Leroy looked over at Phyllis who was mocking him with her hand. He was quick to smack it. She gave an "Ow!" of annoyance.
"Don't touch anything or talk to anyone. Just go to the palace, drop it off and come right back."
"I was delivering things before you were born! I think I know what I'm doing." She remarked, but left without the package. She quickly returned for it.