This is a story. For without a story, what else is there to entertain one's mind with? There would be nothing to keep us from insanity.

The forest clearing stunned Bella as she looked around at the sunrays shining through the tall, green tree branches. This was the place where Edward would reveal what the sunlight would do to his kind. Of course, Bella's attention was undividedly attached to Edward's looks. Lust filled the air as he strode with three long, graceful steps into the light.

His skin glittered in the sunlight leaving Bella… "Dazzled". Her pint-sized human brain slowly registered his beauty as she traced the outlines of his hand with her fingertips in attempts to soak everything in.

Meanwhile, two hikers were walking through the forest nearly a mile away from the lusting couple.

"Hey, Chuck," the taller hiker jabbed the slightly younger one in the gut as he pointed over to the scene before him, "Is that guy fucking glittering?"

Chuck's brown hair swooshed out of his eyes as the light breeze blew at them. His chocolate brown eyes widen in shock as he saw exactly what his comrade witnessed.

"Duuudde!" he exclaimed in shock, "He is!"

Silence spread over the two as they continued to watch in bewilderment. Edward was so absorbed in controlling his blood lust for his "love" that he was unaware of the pair… that is… till…

"Dan, that guy is so gay," Chuck mocked as he pointed towards Edward, whose head snapped in their direction.

"No, I completely disagree," Dan said, his voice completely serious, "HE'S SUPER GAY!"

They both laughed wildly as Edward began taking deep breaths in attempts to control his rage causing Bella to finally snap out of her stupor.

"Dude, he's gotta be some kinda tinkerbell. You can tell by the way he's looking at that girl! He's got that look that just screams 'hey, you can love me but there's no guarantee you're gonna get any love in return!'" Chuck exclaimed in laughter.

They continued their joshing now shouting comments to the couple like how does Bella feel being someone's hag and making other Will and Grace references. Edward's patience was growing thin as ice now that he saw their minds picturing him in a tinkerbell outfit dancing around other males.

"Hmmm… give him a wig and a dress and maybe he'd make a good woman. Hey, if I was drunk enough, I'd tap that if it got a sex change," Edward heard one of them think causing him to finally snap.

"I'M A FUCKING VAMPIRE!" his voice roared through the woods. Trees shook in fear while animals cowered and ran for their homes. The two men stood in silence.

Edward, although having revealed his secret, sat in a blissful silence. He began to play with Bella's hair, loving how it felt between his fingertips.

"Why would a fucking vampire sparkle in the sun? Ohhhh, scary!" Chuck murmured to Dan, a smile plastered on his face.

"I'd say he's more fairy then vampire," Dan replied, not knowing Edward was trying to ignore them with all his might.

"Tinkerbell," the men jeered. Edward's blood was boiling. These men would not leave him alone!

"Tiinkerbeelll" they continued.

"Edward, just ignore them." Bella stated attempting to have some balls in the situation at hand. Edward started taking deep breaths.

"—"

"WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" Edward shouted at the top of his lungs as he stood up and lunged for them.

Chuck and Dan's last words were: "I bet ya he runs like a girl!"

And that is the end of our story for there is no more of the story to tell. Hopefully you find another story to keep the insanity away.