Sheepeater244: Party time with FFVIII
Rinoa: We need to decorate the house before the party tomorrow
Squall: Oh really….Since when were we going to have a party hmmm
Rinoa: Wow what an idiot…since 2 weeks age when you divided you would throw me a party
Squall: Oh really
Rinoa: Yer really
Squall: Really
Rinoa: Shut up……Really
Squall: I'm going over here….Really
Rinoa: Stop with the really's
Squall: Yes maim
Rinoa: And take the decoration over there and decorate
Squall: Yes maim just don't hurt me
Rinoa: What a dickhead
Squall: Argghhhhhh (Weird cry)
Rinoa: Dickhead…what a dickhead
Squall: And I got this tattoo saying I love Rinoa……Oh it says I love Squall….whoops
Rinoa: Dickhead
Squall: Argghhhhhh (weird cry)
Rinoa: Just decorate
Squall: No I'm going over here to decorate hmmmm
The next day in the morning
Squall: Good afternoon
Rinoa: Idiot
Squall: Are you talking to me
Rinoa: No the clock dickhead
Squall: Ok good
Rinoa: Idiot
Squall: Tell the clock….hahahahah clock you're an idiot hahahahah
Rinoa: Wow, Hey what's the time
Squall: 39pm
Rinoa: Did you go to school
Squall: No and it something to be proud of
Rinoa: Wow what a dickhead
Squall: Arrgghhhhhh I'm a dickhead…but, but, but I want to be a fairy can't I be a fairy dickhead
Rinoa: Wow
Squall: Now it 48pm
Rinoa: The guests are here
Squall: You spell guests like this I M A N I D I O T …….what guests…..are you cheating on me
Rinoa: Wow
The door opens Zell, Selphie, and Irvine enter the room and Squall hides under the table
Rinoa: Hello everyone
Irvine: Hello
Rinoa: Hey I like your new pair of boobs
Irvine: Me to, the old ones were too hard and small
Zell: Yer I agree with the hard and the small
Irvine: Now they're soft and big
Rinoa: So….there's food on the table and the present table is over there
Zell: Presents…whoops…it's…in the……car
Rinoa: Ok go get it please
Zell: But I didn't get you 1…….whoops I mean…damm
Selphie: Don't worry about him I got you a present
Rinoa: Yay…..oh it's a box
Selphie: Not just a box it's the new flat screen TV box….when I seen it I thought you would like a new box
Rinoa: But you gave me 1 last year and the year before
Irvine: Well if you don't want it don't have it!
Irvine stormed out of the room eventhough it was Selphie present to give
Squall: Argghhhh….. I've always wanted a box…and why didn't any of you came to my birthday?
Rinoa: I DID, REMEMBER!
Selphie: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Rinoa: That's because you didn't came
Selphie: I like potatoes
Zell: Tell me again where the food is?
Rinoa: Over there
Zell: Do you have vanilla bananas
Rinoa: What?
Zell: Or Salt water
Rinoa: Ummmm
Zell: Or paper from your computer printer
Rinoa: You have a stomach made of steel
Zell: Nah…only cement and bricks
Squall: Cement is spelt like this I M A D I C K H E A D
Rinoa: Wow what a Idiot
Zell: Gi eazi om hym ( He says Go easy on him while eating )
Rinoa: What?
Squall: Give me the box
Rinoa: No!
Squall and Zell walked out
Selphie: Bye-Bye see you next time
Rinoa: Can you believe him…he thought I was cheating on him
Selphie: You are remember on the guy who cleans the toilets at the dump
Rinoa: No I'm not
Selphie: Don't be embarrassed I think he's hot
Rinoa: Squall's hot but stupid very stupid
Selphie: Yer as stupid as a dolphin
Rinoa: You're like all of them…..stupid as a dog
Selphie: Argggghhhh!
Selphie walked out and left Rinoa by herself
Rinoa: Yay I have all the food for myself
The end
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