THE UBER DEBATE
"Werewolves can fly" Sasuke said.
"No the clouds gives them hives" Naruto said.
"Well your are the dumb" yelled Sasuke.
"You puted the cheese on the toast and ate the cream for the one wart thing on youred toe were you got that candey that I ate because mine was already eaten and it was once said in the prophecy, Thall shant not stinketh." Said Naruto.
Sakura then tried to do a cool ninja like move like her idol the olmec the rock but as the useally failed and was fed to monster under the bed with the garbage but the dead rootened fish were given to the road ghosty.
"Then I called a debate." Said Naruto.
Then the emo said "LETS PLAYETH THE FOOTBALL!"
Later that Leet old guy how ran the village had every one come exept the ramen guy because he had to work what a loser see because his begal bites were in the microwavertron 5000.
"ok lets get…"
"FOOTBALL!" said Saskue.
"SHUT THE HELL UP" said the lady of the lake and hit him in balls.
Naruto began explaining why a tree clouded not work underwater in Finland because the chinse would stop it because it would not work.
"I see it was Prof. Plum with the rope in the food room things. Sasuke your rebuttal."
"……" said saskue
"GO THE IDIOT!" said the fat guy that eats at the time you are not soppoused to but does anyway because that what doing.
"YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH." sang sasuke.
When the song was over everguy gasped.
He sang the forbidden lunch menu and that meant him and Naruto had to settle the fuades in………….
"MORTAL KOMBAT" shoted leet old guy.
Naruto punched sasuke in face it hurt.
Sasuke yelled "you activateded trap card" an hold up card.
He just stood thar and Naruto pulled the lever to the Rancor ans Sasukes card was eaten which it was. Sasuke screamed and spontanous commbusted.
From then on werewolf was not able fly and Naruto was made king of the pirates. But the old leet guy burnt his bagel bites caught fire and killed all cactars.
THE END?11111