The Griffins, Through Meg's Eyes

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Meg turned on the camcorder. "Hello, If you are watching this then I am either dead or dying. It's me, Megan Griffin and this is what I think of you, my lowlife family.

First of all, I would like to trash-talk my Parents".

"Lois Griffin: You are so useless, you only care about Chris and Stewie, and I have never known someone so neglectful in my life! This cut's for you!" Meg took the knife and cut a small incision on her arm. She yelled out pain. After a while she recovered.

"Peter Griffin: You never cared about me 'cause I was a girl! You know, I was gonna get a sex change but now I just decided to commit suicide! Suck on that mo-fo! This cut's for you!" Meg once again made a small incision in her arm. Again, she yelled out in pain. It took a little more time to recover from that one.

"Second of all, I wanna trash-talk my dumbass little brothers !"

Chris Griffin: Chris, you are a decelerated, retarded, mindless, asinine, anti-intellect,

piece of bull$#!T! This cut's for you!" Meg once again made a small incision in her arm. She once again yelled in pain. "I hate you with a passion!" Meg yelled,

"Stewie Griffin: You were kinda adorable, BUT YOU NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE!

This cut's for you!" Meg once again made a small incision in her arm. She continued to yell out in pain. Tears were streaking down her eyes and he arm was covered in blood. "We coulda been something special! Special I tell ya! SO SPECIAL!

BUT YOU HATE ME LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!" Meg was losing her sight now.

"Lastly, I wanna trash-talk the dog!

"Brian the dog: You drink waaayyy to much, you make me vomit, and you are the scum between my toes! This cut's for you!" Meg once again made a small incision in her arm. Now she was breathing difficultly. "I...gasp...hate...gasp...you!..."

Meg used her last ounce of strength to stop recording and turn off the camcorder.

She died. Megan Griffin's last words were 'I...gasp...hate...gasp...you!...'

She was a very troubled person . When Lois, Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian got home they found Meg's body on the floor, her arm cut up and the camcorder atop the TV with a tape inside that reads: 'The Griffins, through My eyes'

The end