Title: Inconvenience
Author: Jaime
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Implied Everyone/Bobby.
"Evolution," he said, "is a fickle thing."
"Hank –" Bobby whined.
"Although I admit it was quite...unexpected of you to develop these pheremones. But I expect it will only be a minor inconvenience until –"
"INCONVENIENCE! Do you know how many Looks I've gotten today!? Gambit actually squeezed my butt! And Scott, who I swear is the straightest man alive, was STARING at my butt! I'm traumatized."
"Now now. You know I'll always be here for you."
"Thanks, Hank. I knew I could count on you to be unchanging."
"Bobby?"
"Yeah?"
"Have I mentioned what a lovely posterior you have?"
"HAAAANK!"
Author: Jaime
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Implied Everyone/Bobby.
"Evolution," he said, "is a fickle thing."
"Hank –" Bobby whined.
"Although I admit it was quite...unexpected of you to develop these pheremones. But I expect it will only be a minor inconvenience until –"
"INCONVENIENCE! Do you know how many Looks I've gotten today!? Gambit actually squeezed my butt! And Scott, who I swear is the straightest man alive, was STARING at my butt! I'm traumatized."
"Now now. You know I'll always be here for you."
"Thanks, Hank. I knew I could count on you to be unchanging."
"Bobby?"
"Yeah?"
"Have I mentioned what a lovely posterior you have?"
"HAAAANK!"