Chapter 1- The Rude Stranger
DDZ: Another FanFic! I didn't know if I should put it in YGO or TT. I put it in Teen Titans because it has all 5 teen titans and only 1 yugioh character.
Raven: This fanfic is ridiculous.
GDM: What's it about?
DDZ: Read it and see.
GDM: Aren't you forgetting something?
DDZ: What?
GDM: You need to do your disclaimer.
DDZ: Why me? Why don't you do it?
GDM: Becasue it's your fanfic! I don't even have to be here!
DDZ: Fine. Raven! . . . Raven? . . . Where did Raven go?
GDM: She left right after I mentioned the disclaimer.
DDZ: Why didn't you stop her!
GDM: I want to see you do the disclaimer!
DDZ: Fine. I do not own Teen Titans or Yami Bakura. (Thank GOD!) If I did, Bakura would leave Yami alone, and Raven would be dating Robin!
GDM: (mutters) Thank goodness you DON'T own them.
DDZ: I heard that! I can put you in here and make Bakura like YOU!
GDM: (takes out dagger) If you do, I'll kill you slowly and painfully.
DDZ: My fans won't like that!
GDM: What fans?
DDZ: oou You have a point... (sigh) --u Fine. Just read.
GDM:
Sarge: Hehe. You guys fight alot. :D
DDZ and GDM: SHUT UP!
Bakura: (is running top speed down the road) OO
Large crowd of people: (is chasing him)
Bakura: (spots Titan Tower) Oh, look! There's a place I can hide!
Crowd: We'll teach you to steal from us!
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH- (crashes into Robin)
Robin: Are you OK?
Bakura: OO Hide me, hide me, hide me! (runs behind Titan Tower)
Crowd: (runs past him)
Bakura: I'm safe!
Crowd: (hears Bakura and turns around) grrrrr!
Bakura: OO AHH! (runs away)
Robin: (pops out of nowhere and grabs Bakura) This way! (runs into Titan Tower with Bakura)
Bakura: Yay! I'm safe!
Person outside door: OK everyone! Search the area! We'll find him!
Bakura: OO eeeep!
Robin: Why are they so mad at you?
Bakura: I don't know! I was just walking through town, minding my own business, and then they started chasing me!
Robin: That's strange. The town isn't usually so mean... Oh, well, I guess they're having a bad day.
Bakura:What do I do now! They're all right outside the door! OO AHHHHHHH-
Robin: Calm down! You'll have to stay here a while.
Bakura: Yay! Hee heehee! (plops down on couch)
Raven: (walks into the room) Hey, robin, have you seen my- (spots Bakura) Who's that?
Robin: Uh... I, uh... I helped him out. The people in the town are having a bad day and flipped out on him 'cause he's new.
Bakura: (jumps up in front of Raven) Hey. My name's Bakura! I like you, you wanna show me around?
Raven: (makes Bakura fly across the room and hit the wall) Keep him-AWAY-from me! (walks out of room)
Bakura: She's nice!
Robin: Oo He calls that nice! Uh, yeah. Once you get to know her.
Starfire: (walks in and sees Bakura) Robin, who is this white-haired boy on the couch?
Robin: Oh, that's Bakura. He's new, and the town was in a bad mood and wasn't very... err... welcoming.
Starfire: Is that why there's a large crowd of people outside?
Robin: Uh... yeah.
Starfire: Oh... Well then I welcome you, white-haired friend!
Bakura: The name's Bakura. BA-KU-RA!
Starfire: I apologize, Ba-ku-ra. I welcome you an-
Bakura: Yeah, that's great. So where's that cool girl in the blue cloak?
Starfire: So you have met Raven?
Robin: Yeah. He met her...
Starfire: That's great! Then I will go get Beastboy Cyborg to meet our new... Ba-ku-ra. (leaves room)
Bakura: Why can't she pronounce my name right! Does she have a speech problem or something! It's BAKURA not Ba-ku-ra... Seriously...
Robin: -- Seriously starting to wonder if saving this guy was worth it...
Bakura: Nice place you've got here.
Robin: Uh... Thanks.
Starfire: (comes in room) I have returned with Beastboy and Cyborg now.
Beastboy: OO Woh! Who is that weird lookin' dude!
Starfire: This is our new friend, Ba-ku-ra.
Bakura: It's BAKURA! BAKURA!
Cyborg: Hey, dude. Chill.
Beastboy: You play video games, Bakura?
Bakura: What do you mean, vediyou games?
Cyborg: -- (shakes head sadly) You have a sad, sad life.
Beastboy: DUDE! What are they! Follow me and the pro'll show ya!
Cyborg: Yeah. I can show ya all the the best moves!
Beastboy: Uh, I said the PRO! Meaning me!
Cyborg: . . . . . HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You had me goin' there for a sec.
Beastboy: Are you sayin' I can't play!
Cyborg: I'm sayin' you can't beat me!
Beastboy: Oh, yeah? Cyborg: Yeah!
Beastboy: You're on!
Cyborg and Beastboy: (start playing the PS2)
Starfire: (trying to shout over Beastboy and Cyborg's yells) Hello! We are supposed to welcome our new guest! You are not being very welcoming!
Beastboy and Cyborg: (couldn't hear her)
Starfire: --u (gives up and turns to Robin) We should begin dinner soon, yes?
Robin: Yeah, I guess.
Starfire: I will begin cooking then.
Robin: You sure, Star? I mean, maybe I should cook.
Starfire: Thak you, Robin, but I will make a good dinner for our guest. Maybe you can show him around.
Robin: Uh... Actually, he seems to be fine here.
Bakura: (relaxing on couch) Yup! Bring on the feast!
Robin: You could be a little more grateful, you know.
Starfire: He is just accepting our hospitality. On my planet, it would be considered a compliment!
Bakura: Hey! Aren't you supposed to be cooking!
Starfire: OO Oh, yes. Thank you for your advice for our hospitality, Ba-ku-ra. (leaves to kitchen)
Robin: OO ...
At Dinner
Starfire: Dinner is served!
Raven: OO Wait. Starfire cooked!
Starfire: Of course! It is a delacacy on my planet! (puts a plate in front of each person)
Plates: (have brownish, jiggling food that is still blinking and looking around nervously)
Robin, Raven, Beastboy, and Cyborg: Oo (feel sick)
Bakura: Yum! Food! (starts eating) (stops) (eyes get wide) Yuk! (spits food all over table)
Cyborg: Oh! I'm gonna be sick! (runs out of room)
Beastboy: Uggg! Eyeballs! (runs)
Robin: OO
Raven: sick...
Bakura: Yuk! Yuk, yuk, yuk! You call this FOOD! I'm not eating this! I demand a refund!
Robin: (sweatdrop) You didn't pay anything...
Starfire: (eyes fill up with tears)
Robin: Star?
Bakura: I don't care! I still want my money!
Starfire: (leaves room crying)
Robin: Starfire! (runs out after her)
Raven: Nice job. (stands up and leaves)
Bakura: . . . . HEY! Where's my meal!
DDZ: All done! OO Wait! GWSCQ4C!
GDM: What the hell is that?
DDZ: Guy With Strange, Confusing Questions 4 Cliffhanger!
GWSCQ4C: Will Starfire be ok? Will Robin ever kick Bakura out? WILL BAKURA EVER GET HIS REFUND AND WILL DAYDREAMERZ GET ANY REVIEWS! Tune in next time to find out.
DDZ: Ooh! Ooh! I gotta tune in next time to find out!
GDM: (sweatdrop) You're the one writing it!
DDZ: Hm... You're right...
GDM: (anime-fall)
DDZ: OO Oh, no! I don't know what will hapen next! My future-telling powers haven't kicked in!
GDM: What future-telling powers! You never had any!
DDZ: Oh... right... Please review, I need suggestions...
GDM: You need more than suggestions, you need help.
DDZ: (shrugs) What can I say? Please review. Or I'll feel unloved... (sniff)
GDM: (sweatdrop) Yes, please tell her the best places to get help and include prices.
DDZ: Oh, just shut up.
GDM: