This is a sorting test based on points. Please tell me what you think. No burning or I'll sick the ducks on you............you'll get it later. So get out a piece of paper and begin.

1. You are at the park feeding carnivorous ducks with your friends (yes those feathery fiends with webbed feet) what do you do?

A) You throw the bag of bread as far away as possible and run like hell.

B) You stand back to back with your friends and feed the ducks until they are full and you can escape.

C) You curse the ducks to make them have a sudden taste for squirrels and you eat the bread yourself.

D) You feed the ducks slowly as you back away towards the gate.

2. You and your friends are being held hostage at a bank-

A) You cooperate and prey that you won't die.

B) You try to get the robbers to take you hostage and let your friends go.

C) You make a charm that will distract the robbers long enough for you to escape.

D) You stay quiet but refuse to cooperate in such an intolerable business like bank robbing.

3. You have a big test the morning after a big party so you-

A) Go to the party and devise a clever way to cheat on the test.

B) Of course skip the party and study.

C) Reluctantly skip the party and study because you need to study all night to pass the test.

D) Go to the party and study during the night. Who needs sleep?

4. You found out something that you weren't suppose to so you-

A) Pretend like it never happened. If people die because of it then there will be less people to compete with at school.

B) Tell someone quickly.

C) Post fliers around school with the information you heard.

D) No one would believe you if you told them so you and your friends will deal with the problem personally.

5. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

1) Yes, the friction of air with the velocity of the tree falling at the speed of gravity 6.8 meters per second per second will cause a sound while falling in the air as well as on impact.

2) Well... are there just no people around or are there animals near by?

3) Wow! A tree fell? Good, I hope it squashed some of those evil ducks!

4) Wow, cool question. I don't really know. How can anyone really know? Man this is going to bug me all day.

6. You witness someone stealing candy from a baby so you-

A) Buy the kid more candy from the store.

B) Hex the man and take the candy for yourself.

C) Hex the man and give the kid back its candy.

D) Gripe the man out and only resort to violence if necessary.

7. Do you enjoy reading Charles Dickens?

A) Yes, he goes into such great detail in his writing, and is truly an inspiration to us all.

B) No, he's boring, but I'll do it anyway for school.

C) No, there is no action in the books.

D) snores and drops a Tale Of Two Cities on the ground. What?

8. Juice is to corn as frog is to-

A) Aborigine

B) What?

C) Pan Cakes?

D) Hey, are you threatening me?

9. Danger-

A) Finds me

B) Is found by me

C) Is not feared by me

D) Is avoided by me

10. Worst fear.

A) Death

B) Failing

C) Degradation

D) Fear it's self

Ok, place the hat on your head and lets see where to put you..........................

1. A- 1 B-3 C-2 D-4

2. A- 2 B-3 C-4 D-1

3. A- 2 B-4 C-1 D-3

4. A- 2 B-1 C-4 D-3

5. A- 4 B-1 C-2 D-3

6. A- 1 B-2 C-3 D-4

7. A- 4 B-1 C-3 D-2

8. A- 1 B-4 C-3 D-2

9. A- 3 B-2 C-4 D-1

10. A- 1 B-3 C-2 D-4

If you scored 0- 11 you are................................ Hufflepuff – Loyal, Just, and honest

"You belong in Hufflepuff,

where they are just and loyal,

Those patient Hufflepuffs are

true and unafraid to toil."

If you scored 12- 21 you are....................................... Slytherin- Sneaky, determined, creative, cunning, and not afraid to use any means to achieve their goal.

"Here you are in Slytherin where you'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends."

If you scored 22- 31 you are........................................ Gryffindor- Brave, bold, daring, and chivalrous

"You belong in Gryffindor,

where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve and chivalry

set Gryffindors apart."

If you scored 32- 40 you are......................................... Ravenclaw- Intelligent, wise, and determined to succeed

"Here in wise old Ravenclaw,

if you've a ready mind,

Those of wit and learning

will always find their kind."

I hope you enjoyed the test. I scored thirty points and got sorted into Gryffindor. Please tell me what house you got by reviewing. Thank you.