Chapter 1- The Green Bump
DDZ: My first InuYasha fic! Yay! (staples fanfiction to wall)
GDM: (sweatdrop) Why are you stapling papers to the wall?
DDZ: Kuz it's easier to see there. And, besides, I want EVERYONE to read my wonderful fic!
Sango: (is reading fic) Uh... I don't really like this one.
InuYasha: This is crap! (tears papers off wall)
DDZ: OO Nooooo!
InuYasha: Hah! Now try to type that!
DDZ: Good thing I memorized it!
InuYasha: (anime fall) GDM: Disclaimer.
DDZ: OO Oh! Right! InuYasha! Disclaimer!
InuYasha: Hell, no!
DDZ: Osuwari!
InuYasha: (crash)
GDM: Since when can you do that!
DDZ: Since when can YOU do it? OO
GDM: I can't.
DDZ: OO ... Oh... ok. (ahem) Anyway, I don't own InuYasha, or any of the characters, or anything from the show except ramen! Oh, and, uh... I can't say "osuwari" and make InuYasha fall. (sigh) It feels good to get that off my chest!
GDM: (sweatdrop) Baka.
Kagome: Another shard. But I sure thought that demon would be tougher than that. It was really big.
InuYasha: Feh! Just goes to show ya, size isn't everything, Kagome!
Kagome: You didn't have to be mean about it! All I said was it looked tougher!
Sango: I'll bet InuYasha's just disappointed that he didn't even get to attack. My Hiraikotsu finished it off first.
Miroku: It's getting dark. We'd best find a place to stay for the night. Kagome: Do you have somewhere in mind, Miroku?
InuYasha: Of course he does. (points to richest looking house)
Sango: (sweatdrop) Great. I suppose the dark cloud is back?
Miroku: Great eye, Sango! (touches Sango's butt)
Sango: (anime temple) (SLAP)
Later at House
Home Owner: Oh, dear. A dark cloud over my humble home?
Miroku: Yes. If you would like, I could stay here tonight and put up some sutras and it should be gone by morning.
Home Owner: Oh, yes, that would be good. I'm so lucky you came at this time, travelling monk. I'm truelly grateful.
Miroku: It's nothing, kind man, really.
Kagome: (mutters) Yeah, really.
Miroku: Hm... 2 Rooms... Sango: (scoots away)
Kagome: That's great! Us girls get this room, and you boys can have that one.
Miroku: But-
Kagome: Is something wrong, Miroku? Boys can have that room instead, if you'd rather.
Miroku: No, that's fine. (sigh)
Next Morning
Sango: (wakes up) Hm? (looks at arm)
Sango's arm: (has a bright green bump onb it in the perfect shape of a heart)
Sango: What's this.
Kagome: (wakes up) Hm? Is something wrong, Sango?
Sango: Um... Well, I suppose.
Kagome: (sees Sango's arm) Hey, what's that on your arm?
Sango: I don't know.
Kagome: I'll get InuYasha. Maybe he'll know.
Sango: Good idea.
Kagome: (opens door) InuYasha!
InuYasha: (runs to door) What? What is it?
Kagome: There's something wrong with Sango's arm. It's strange.
InuYasha: Let me see... (looks at arm) That is strange... I've never seen that before.
Kagome: Me neither. Did you first notice it this morning, Sango? . . . Sango?
Sango: (is staring at InuYasha)
InuYasha: Sango? (waves hand in front of Sango's face)
Sango: InuYasha?
InuYasha: Hm? (stops waving hand)
Sango: INUYASHA! (lunges at InuYasha and hugs)
InuYasha: AHHH! What the hell...! Get offa me!
Miroku: What's happening in here? (looks around)
Sango: (is on top of Inuyasha from tackle, still hugging)
Kagome: OO InuYasha: I said get the hell off me! (is trying to shove Sango off)
Shippou: (just walked in to see what woke him up) OO (blink blink)
Miroku: Why, Sango. I had no idea! (walks over to InuYasha and kneels down) You're lucky, InuYasha.
InuYasha: OO Lucky! Get her offa me!
Miroku: (taps Sango's shoulder) Sango?
Sango: (looks at Miroku) Huh?
Miroku: (holds arms open) My arms are wide open for you! (touches Sango's butt)
Sango: (anime temple) (SLAP)
Miroku: (sigh) It was worth a try.
InuYasha: (gets up) What were you THINKING! Keep off me, Dammit! (leaves)
Kagome: Sango, what got into you?
Sango: (blushing slightly) What do you mean?
Miroku: Sango, what's this on your arm?
Sango and Kagome: (look down and gasp)
bump on arm: (is now bright pink)
Kagome: It changed color.
Sango: That's odd.
Miroku: What color was it?
Kagome: Bright green.
Miroku: Yes, that's very odd.
Shippou: That would be odd to begin with!
Miroku, Sango, and Kagome: (nod) Later that Day All: (are walking down the road)
Sango: (is staring at InuYasha)
InuYasha: OO (quickly moves to opposite sides of Kagome)
Kagome: (sigh) Sango, You're scaring InuYasha again.
InuYasha: Is not!
Sango: Right. Sorry. (looks away)
Shippou: Kagome, what's wrong with Sango? She's acting really wierd.
Kagome: I don't know. But I'll bet it has something to do with that strange mark on her arm.
Shippou: Do they that in your time? Can your magic "band-aids" and spraying herbs help?
Kagome: No... I've never seen that before.
Demon: (appears)
Kagome: (goes to take out arrow)
InuYasha: No, Kagome. It's just a weakling. Save your arrows.
Kagome: (puts bow and arrow away)(sigh) (sits down on nearby rock) (watches)
InuYasha: SANKON TESS-
Sango: No, InuYasha! I'll take it.
InuYasha: I can handle it, Sango!
Sango: But I can too. You don't need to, InuYasha-chan!
InuYasha: -chan!
Sango: Hiraiko-
InuYasha: (shoves Sango) Get back! I got it!
Sango: InuYasha-chan, please!
InuYasha: Don't call me that!
Miroku: (sigh) (sweatdrop)
Shippou: Sango! InuYasha! Stop arguing! We need to beat the-
Demon: (attempts to step on Shippou)
Shippou: Ahhhhhhh! (runs)
Kagome: (sigh) OW!
Kagome's finger: (stings)
Kagome: (looks at finger) Uh-oh.
Kagome's finger: (has a bright green bump on it in the perfect shape of a heart on it)
Kagome: (stares at finger) Now what? Is it contageous
Miroku: Kagome? Is something wrong?
Kagome: mm. (nods)
Miroku: (looks at Kagome's finger) Not you now, Kagome. Is it contageous, you think?
Kagome: I don't know... (looks up at Miroku) I just wish I knew-... (trails off)
Miroku: Knew what it was? Yes. As do I. ... Kagome?
Kagome: (still staring at Miroku)
Miroku: K-Kagome? (backs up a little)
Kagome: (blushes) Miroku's so... (shakes head hard)What am I thinking! Nothing. I was only thinking.(stares at finger)
GWSCQ4C (Guy With Strange Confusing Questions 4 Cliffhanger): Does Sango really love InuYasha? Does Kagome love Miroku? And what about Sango and Miroku? And Kagome and InuYasha? WILL INUYASHA RUN AWAY TO DIE AND MARRY KIKYOU! ooooh. I'm starting to scare myself... PLEASE DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN! err... Tune in next time to find out.
DDZ: oooh. InuYasha and Kikyou... Good question.
GDM: The answer's no.
DDZ: How do YOU know that?
GDM: You don't like Kikyou.
DDZ: Well... There IS that.
GDM: DDZ: But that don't mean I won't do it just 'cause it's interesting! GDM: You won't.
DDZ: We'll see, my pretty! EHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
GDM: 0o DDZ: Sorry... Wizard of Oz.
GDM: ... I'm NOT gonna ask.
DDZ: Please review. Tell me who to make fall in love next. Wacky combinations accepted. The wackier, the better!