I was just really bored one day and decided to write a humor fic. It's
about my mascot. Hope you like it!
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Wiggle Lizard
Danny, Sam, and Tucker were just going through a normal day in school. Falling asleep in class, listening to the teacher blab on about something you don't want to know, and..........Oh yeah! Kicking a stupid ghost's butt.
"I am the almighty Wiggle Lizard! You shall bow down to me and realize my power!" a small green lizard roared up to Danny.
"Look, I don't have time for you right now. Could you possibly be stupid at another time?" Danny asked annoyed.
"Never!" replied the lizard ghost.
"I'll kick you across the football field," Danny warned.
"No!" Wiggle Lizard yelled stubbornly.
A few seconds later.......
Danny, Tucker, and Sam were all at the football field. Danny was holding the lizard by the tail and laughing to himself as he watched it squirm. Sam and Tucker were behind him, awaiting to here an over clichéd "I'LL BE BBBBAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!!!!"
"Let me go! Let me go!" Wiggle Lizard demanded.
"Oh, let you go? Okay!" Danny said as he kicked the lizard across the football field. Sure enough, they all heard "I'LL BE BBBBAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!!!!" They all watched the lizard fly through the air and finally land on the ground once it went through the two poles.
"Well, that was stupid," Sam said plainly.
"I hope he has grass stains," Tucker stated.
"Tucker, it's green. It can't have grass stains!" Sam pointed out.
"Is it a chameleon?" Tucker asked with hope that he was right. Danny gave him a weird look and slowly shook his head from left to right. "Then I'm wrong!"
"C'mon, let's get back to class before anybody gets suspicious," Danny said as he started walking back inside the school. Tucker and Sam followed.
Meanwhile..............
Maddie was making a new ghost invention thingimajigger while Jack was waiting patiently for it to be done (well that's something new!).
"It's finished!" Maddie cheered.
"It is?" Jack asked while he grabbed the gizmo. "It is! The Lizard/Ghost Tracker is finished!"
Meanwhile (again)............
Wiggle Lizard slowly got up from the ground and wobbled around.
"I am the all.....mighty...." Wiggle Lizard trailed off. "Oh forget it!" It blindly walked out of school grounds and to Danny's house.
Meanwhile (again; again)................
"Hold on. The Lizard/Ghost Tracker is going on the frits!" Jack exclaimed.
"Ghost Lizard behind the door. Ghost Lizard behind the door," the mechanical voice repeated. Jack opened the door and sure enough there was a dazed Wiggle Lizard.
"Aha!" Jack yelled victorious.
"Eep!" Wiggle Lizard screeched and started to run away.
"Try as you might. But you won't get by me!" Jack said excited. He started chasing after the lizard. They went around in circles and the crazyness ensued.........They never stopped.
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Yes, I know it was bad, But I just had to do it. I needed to get out all of my dementedness. Hope you laughed a little.
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Wiggle Lizard
Danny, Sam, and Tucker were just going through a normal day in school. Falling asleep in class, listening to the teacher blab on about something you don't want to know, and..........Oh yeah! Kicking a stupid ghost's butt.
"I am the almighty Wiggle Lizard! You shall bow down to me and realize my power!" a small green lizard roared up to Danny.
"Look, I don't have time for you right now. Could you possibly be stupid at another time?" Danny asked annoyed.
"Never!" replied the lizard ghost.
"I'll kick you across the football field," Danny warned.
"No!" Wiggle Lizard yelled stubbornly.
A few seconds later.......
Danny, Tucker, and Sam were all at the football field. Danny was holding the lizard by the tail and laughing to himself as he watched it squirm. Sam and Tucker were behind him, awaiting to here an over clichéd "I'LL BE BBBBAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!!!!"
"Let me go! Let me go!" Wiggle Lizard demanded.
"Oh, let you go? Okay!" Danny said as he kicked the lizard across the football field. Sure enough, they all heard "I'LL BE BBBBAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!!!!" They all watched the lizard fly through the air and finally land on the ground once it went through the two poles.
"Well, that was stupid," Sam said plainly.
"I hope he has grass stains," Tucker stated.
"Tucker, it's green. It can't have grass stains!" Sam pointed out.
"Is it a chameleon?" Tucker asked with hope that he was right. Danny gave him a weird look and slowly shook his head from left to right. "Then I'm wrong!"
"C'mon, let's get back to class before anybody gets suspicious," Danny said as he started walking back inside the school. Tucker and Sam followed.
Meanwhile..............
Maddie was making a new ghost invention thingimajigger while Jack was waiting patiently for it to be done (well that's something new!).
"It's finished!" Maddie cheered.
"It is?" Jack asked while he grabbed the gizmo. "It is! The Lizard/Ghost Tracker is finished!"
Meanwhile (again)............
Wiggle Lizard slowly got up from the ground and wobbled around.
"I am the all.....mighty...." Wiggle Lizard trailed off. "Oh forget it!" It blindly walked out of school grounds and to Danny's house.
Meanwhile (again; again)................
"Hold on. The Lizard/Ghost Tracker is going on the frits!" Jack exclaimed.
"Ghost Lizard behind the door. Ghost Lizard behind the door," the mechanical voice repeated. Jack opened the door and sure enough there was a dazed Wiggle Lizard.
"Aha!" Jack yelled victorious.
"Eep!" Wiggle Lizard screeched and started to run away.
"Try as you might. But you won't get by me!" Jack said excited. He started chasing after the lizard. They went around in circles and the crazyness ensued.........They never stopped.
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Yes, I know it was bad, But I just had to do it. I needed to get out all of my dementedness. Hope you laughed a little.