Chairman Meow and Church
It was a quiet autumn evening in the Institute. All was quiet, the residents had left to go to Pandemonium. The only living being around was Church, the ever faithful Institute cat. It was too quiet, in fact. So quiet, that the cat left the Institute and went to the only other place he knew in the entire city. The home of Magnus Bane.
After walking across the city of New York, he arrived at the door and sneaked in through the cat flap. He headed towards his old master's bedroom and his cosy bed. However, when he got there he found that his bed was taken up by another occupant.
"Meow, meow meow." (What the hell, cat? That's my bed, muddafugga.) growled Church.
"Meow, meow, meow meow." (Oh hell nah, I live here. My bed. Who even are you?) replied Chairman Meow.
The cats stared at one another for a moment then Church replied "Meow Meow Meeow!" (I am Church, the god of cats and Master Bane brought me to New York before you even existed!)
"Meow! Meow meow meooooow!" (I am sorry, Lord Church, please accept my most humble apologies! I thought you would be more like a lion than a house cat. I'm sorry!)
"Meow meow meow. Meoooow!"(I am most grateful for your apology. Now get out!) he replied
A hurt look flashed in the Chairman's eyes. "Meow, meow." (If you wish, Sir, but I was going to suggest we share. There is enough room, if you don't mind sharing with a commoner like myself.)he replied sadly. Church thought about the Chairman's offer, then replied. "Meow? Meow." (Really? Well if you insist) and he climbed up into the bed and curled up beside the other cat.
"Meow?" (My Lord?)asked the Chairman.
"Meow, Meow?" (Call me Churchie, and yes?)
"Meow, meow?" (Wanna cuddle, Churchie?)
"Meow, meow meow meow." (I was starting to think you'd never ask.) said Church, and licked the other cat's cheek.
And that was the start of the two cats' adorable relationship.
Two years on, and Chairman Meow was heavily pregnant with four kittens. Don't ask.