Authors Note (1/7/2010): Old fic is old. Some ships really hadn't been written about a whole lot back then...so if you see something like TophxZuko and it's your OTP and the fic says NO ONES THOUGHT OF THIS, don't get offended. I'm only continuing adding to it due to requests. Don't like? Don't read. Also, I've edited the first couple chapters because apparently four years ago I didn't know how to use bold. Also a couple grammatical things, just because it bugs me.

Ok, I'm just doing this for kicks because I'm bored again. Late at night. I don't mean to bash anyone's ship here, so please no flaming, if you don't like it don't read it. Simple!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar; I wouldn't be typing this if I owned Avatar

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Sokka's Ship Show

Hello and welcome to my show where I, Sokka, analyze what you people call ships. I tell you if I think the ship would happen, wouldn't happen and why. Ok, first ship.

Katara x Aang

Okay, I could see that. I don't like the idea of Aang and Katara together, only because Katara is my little sister, but if I had to pick a guy for Katara it would be Aang.

Zuko x Katara

No! Ew, no, no, no, no! Who came up with this one?

Producer in background: -shrugs- A lot of people think this is what'll happen.

No. End of story. Katara's like good and Zuko's like bad. No. I just couldn't see them—no. Next ship.

Sokka x Yue

Yes, already happened and I fully approve.

Toph x Aang

Okay, that's another one I could see. It probably won't happen, but definitely doable.

Sokka x Suki

Yeahhh, I like Suki but if it was a choice between her and Yue, Yue would win.

Suki in background: HEY!

Well! I'm sorry! Yue is –sniffles- dead anyway, so in the end you'll be my girl.

Suki: -is satisfied-

Aang x Meng

Yeahh, no. Cute and all but Meng's a little annoying, I couldn't handle hanging out with her and Aang.

Sokka x Azula

AHH! –stamps card with ship on it- WHO CAME UP WITH THIS? THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CAME UP WITH KATARA X ZUKO?

Producer: -shurg-

FOR ALL YOU ME X AZULA FANS I AM TELLING YOU, NO! NO! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT NO!

Katara x Haru

Ehhhh, nice guy, not right for Katara. Haru will find a nice girl someday and they'll be happy together.

Zuko x Song

Who?

Zuko x Mai

Wait…oh that crazy sarcastic doom girl? Yeah, I suppose. That would be weird though, I don't know where that came from, but yeah ok.

Katara x Jet

No! Jet's a jerk and Katara would agree with me on this, no, not a couple.

Sokka x Toph

What? Toph's nice and all but not my type. Who came up with that one?

Me: Me. MUHAHAHAHAHA! What? No one's thought of it before!

Sokka: Why must you torture me so!

Me: Cause it's fun.

Sokka: Darn you.

Momo x Appa

AHAHAHAAA! –wipes tears- Cute, but they're both guys aren't they? I dunno.

Sokka x Boomerang

Um…I love my boomerang but not romantically, you're strange and deranged if your pairing people with inanimate objects.

Sokka x Momo

UH HELLO! Momo's a LEMUR! Besides Momo is a guy.

Sokka x Appa

Ok, it wasn't funny the first time it won't be funny this time. Quit it. He's a ten-ton flying monster! What is wrong with you!

Now, onto slash.

Do I want to know what that is—?

Aang x Zuko

AHH!

Jet x Sokka

AHHHH!

Sokka x Zuko

AHHHH!STOP STOP STOP! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE! -starts to cry- -crawls off stage-

Me: Well, it seems we scared off the host, I suppose it's over.

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Very strange I know but if you like it and you want me to continue with other characters submit a review!

-Kat