Yeah, this is my very first story I've posted on here. Originally, it was written for another pairing, but after watching Naruto for a while, it just seemed to fit.
FYI: It's all dialogue. If you couldn't tell.
As for the pairings, just kinda threw them in as I saw fit (doesn't mean I'm a fan.)
Oh well, Enjoy!
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"Hey, Sasuke!"
"Oh, hey Naruto."
"Did you hear the news?"
"What news?"
"Rock Lee and Sakura finally got together."
"Congratulations, to them. It took enough damn time."
"You could say that again. But, you know what that means?"
"What?"
"Now that everyone's hooked up, we're gonna spend a lot more time together, buddy. While they, how should I say, get to know each other."
"Woo. Hoo."
"Do I detect sarcasm, teme?"
"…"
"Hey, Sasuke?"
"Yeah?"
"Since we've known each other for a while now, neither of us has a girlfriend, and we haven't gotten laid in a while…do you wanna, you know…?"
"…Are you seriously suggesting what I think you are, dobe?"
"Probably…"
"No, Naruto. Just…No."
"But…"
"No."
"It wouldn't mean anything!"
"Shut it down, dobe. The answer is no."
"Please?"
"No!"
"C'mon!"
"No!"
"It'll be fun!"
"No!"
"We can just…"
"No!"
"You can be…"
''No!"
"I would…"
"No!"
"We need…"
"No!"
"It'd only…"
"No!"
"You might…"
"Go away!"
"What if…"
"No!"
"But I…"
"NO!"
"You can't just…"
"For the last time, no!"
"Ever heard the saying 'thou doth protest too much?'"
"…you don't even know what that means."
"That's not the point!"
"You have a point?"
"Yes! That we should…"
"NO!"
"…"
"Stop thinking about it!"
"How do you know I'm thinking about it!"
"I just do!"
"You don't know that! For all you know, I could be thinking about…baby chimps?"
"…Baby chimps?"
"Yeah! I want a baby chimp!"
"Why?"
"Because their so cute!"
"…"
"Come on, admit it. You think baby chimps are cute."
"…Fine, they are cute."
"Wanna go to the zoo?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm bored."
"…Maybe tomorrow."
"Why not today?"
"Because I don't feel like leaving the house today."
"Well, I could think of something we could do in here to keep us preoccupied."
"…Are we back to that again?"
"Yes."
"Give it up, Dobe."
"No. And stop calling me dobe!"
"Why is this so important to you?"
"Because Rock Lee has Sakura, Shikamaru has Ino, Kiba has Hinata, Neji has TenTen, Chouji has his food, Shino has his bugs, I have no girlfriend, you have no girlfriend, we've worked together for 5 years, we have no mission today, but most of all, because I'm bored."
"…Those are actually good points."
"Really?"
"No."
"PUH-LEASE!"
"Were both guys!"
"…I know…"
"…You really are desperate, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"…"
"What?"
"…"
"So, are you starting to see things my way, teme?"
"Just go away, dobe."
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