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Think, the giving tree...only this tree gives something Nagi may not want
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Shuldich narrating: Once upon a time, there was a little boy.
*Nagi is standing in a band uniform, holding a clarinet and smiling*
Schuldich: *walking onto the screen and pointing to Nagi* And this little boy could float things. Because people were scared of this freakish ability, he was shunned and eventually sent away to a school called Rosenkruez.
*The rest of the band runs away, dropping instruments, and Nagi frowns, looking back and forth to find himself now in a new uniform and in a new school*
Schuldich: *smirking evilly* Nagi was then recruited to a group of assassins named Schwartz, eternal enemies of Weiss, no matter how cliché it may be, and he was forced to attend yet another school *voice breaks, hands clenching into fists* and I was forced to drive him everyday even though the teen angst surrounding that place can shut down my mental barriers and drive me INSANE!!! *calms down, hair disheveled and eyes wide* *clears throat* Anyhow, Nagi was under a lot of pressure.
*Nagi nods head*
Schuldich: Oh, AND I'M NOT?! HELLO?! YOU DON'T HAVE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY EVERYDAY!! YOU DON'T HAVE BRAD IN YOUR FACE SCREAMING, "SCHULDICH, DO THIS!! SCHULDICH DO THAT --- SCHULDICH, DON'T DRINK OUT OF THE MILK CARTON BECAUE IT'S DISGUSTING AND I DON'T WANT YOUR BARBARIC HABITS TO SPREAD TO THE OTHERS AND I JUST - *stops and draws in deep breath* So, to escape it all, he would wander the green, green meadows beyond Schwartz.
*Nagi is skipping through said green fields*
Schuldich: And one day, he found a most wondrous thing - a tree - a WAFFLE tree!
*Nagi is looking up at tree in amazement, waffles dangling from its branches like fruit. Smiling, he clambers up and begins to eat the waffles.*
Schuldich: And nearby, there was a river flowing of butter and syrup, and little Nagi came by day and day again just to relieve his stress. But all was not well, for while Nagi basked in the shade of the waffle goodness, he also grew very fat, or so Crawford pointed out*
*Nagi looks down at himself. Yes, he is a bit larger, but not FAT. He was skinny to begin with! Disgusted, he shakes his head.*
Schuldich: And Crawford commanded that the tree be cut down, since it was hindering Nagi's work. Poor Nagi was torn between his loyalties, but eventually decided the tree must go.
Nagi: *looking up at tree* Oh, waffle tree, tomorrow I must cut you down. But can you make me some special waffles before I do? Thank you, I love you. *hugs tree* I'll see you tomorrow.
Schuldich: And the tree understood, because it was a special tree, and although it could not talk, it did swat Nagi across the face with its branch.
Nagi: Ouch!
Schuldich: The next day, Nagi returned to do as he had promised.
*Nagi is carrying an ax and looks up at the tree with a sad smile, seeing it did indeed make him a new kind of waffle. Looks sort of like blueberry and chocolate chip put together. He reaches up and begins to eat one of the 'special' waffles.*
Schuldich: And it was the best waffle Nagi had ever tasted! So he ate some more, and some more - and then, tragically, five minutes passed. And he fell down dead.
*Nagi suddenly frowns, falling straight back and lying stiff as a board*
Schuldich: And the tree had prepared for Nagi's visit, because it was a tree, and trees don't like to be chopped down. So this is an assassin's moral. If you're gonna kill something, don't tell it! *shakes his head and throws his hands up, turning to walk away.*
The end
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So...what'd you think?? Review everyone!!!
Think, the giving tree...only this tree gives something Nagi may not want
~~~~~
Shuldich narrating: Once upon a time, there was a little boy.
*Nagi is standing in a band uniform, holding a clarinet and smiling*
Schuldich: *walking onto the screen and pointing to Nagi* And this little boy could float things. Because people were scared of this freakish ability, he was shunned and eventually sent away to a school called Rosenkruez.
*The rest of the band runs away, dropping instruments, and Nagi frowns, looking back and forth to find himself now in a new uniform and in a new school*
Schuldich: *smirking evilly* Nagi was then recruited to a group of assassins named Schwartz, eternal enemies of Weiss, no matter how cliché it may be, and he was forced to attend yet another school *voice breaks, hands clenching into fists* and I was forced to drive him everyday even though the teen angst surrounding that place can shut down my mental barriers and drive me INSANE!!! *calms down, hair disheveled and eyes wide* *clears throat* Anyhow, Nagi was under a lot of pressure.
*Nagi nods head*
Schuldich: Oh, AND I'M NOT?! HELLO?! YOU DON'T HAVE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY EVERYDAY!! YOU DON'T HAVE BRAD IN YOUR FACE SCREAMING, "SCHULDICH, DO THIS!! SCHULDICH DO THAT --- SCHULDICH, DON'T DRINK OUT OF THE MILK CARTON BECAUE IT'S DISGUSTING AND I DON'T WANT YOUR BARBARIC HABITS TO SPREAD TO THE OTHERS AND I JUST - *stops and draws in deep breath* So, to escape it all, he would wander the green, green meadows beyond Schwartz.
*Nagi is skipping through said green fields*
Schuldich: And one day, he found a most wondrous thing - a tree - a WAFFLE tree!
*Nagi is looking up at tree in amazement, waffles dangling from its branches like fruit. Smiling, he clambers up and begins to eat the waffles.*
Schuldich: And nearby, there was a river flowing of butter and syrup, and little Nagi came by day and day again just to relieve his stress. But all was not well, for while Nagi basked in the shade of the waffle goodness, he also grew very fat, or so Crawford pointed out*
*Nagi looks down at himself. Yes, he is a bit larger, but not FAT. He was skinny to begin with! Disgusted, he shakes his head.*
Schuldich: And Crawford commanded that the tree be cut down, since it was hindering Nagi's work. Poor Nagi was torn between his loyalties, but eventually decided the tree must go.
Nagi: *looking up at tree* Oh, waffle tree, tomorrow I must cut you down. But can you make me some special waffles before I do? Thank you, I love you. *hugs tree* I'll see you tomorrow.
Schuldich: And the tree understood, because it was a special tree, and although it could not talk, it did swat Nagi across the face with its branch.
Nagi: Ouch!
Schuldich: The next day, Nagi returned to do as he had promised.
*Nagi is carrying an ax and looks up at the tree with a sad smile, seeing it did indeed make him a new kind of waffle. Looks sort of like blueberry and chocolate chip put together. He reaches up and begins to eat one of the 'special' waffles.*
Schuldich: And it was the best waffle Nagi had ever tasted! So he ate some more, and some more - and then, tragically, five minutes passed. And he fell down dead.
*Nagi suddenly frowns, falling straight back and lying stiff as a board*
Schuldich: And the tree had prepared for Nagi's visit, because it was a tree, and trees don't like to be chopped down. So this is an assassin's moral. If you're gonna kill something, don't tell it! *shakes his head and throws his hands up, turning to walk away.*
The end
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So...what'd you think?? Review everyone!!!