Gundam Wing meets Cletus, the Slack Jawed Yokell!

This is my little version of the Simpsons song "Cletus, the Slack Jawed Yolkell" Here are the original lyrics:

Some folks'll never eat a skunk,
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus!
The slack-jawed yokel!
Some folks'll never break a toe
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus!
The slack-jawed yokel!

And here are the parodies that Ive made for the G-Boys!!!

Some folk'll never shoot a schmuck
But then again some folk'll
Like Heero, the Perfect Yolkel!
Some folk'll never crack a leg,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Heero, the Perfect Yolkel!

Some folk'll never be Shinigami
But then again, some folk'll
Like Duo, the Death God Yokel
Some folk'll never have a 2 foot braid
But then again some folk'll
Like Duo, the Death God Yokel

Some folks'll never be a clown
But then again some folk'll
Like Trowa, the stoic yokel!
Some folk'll never need a name
But then again some folk'll
Like Trowa, the stoic yolkel!

Some folk'll never have a space heart
But then again some folk'll
Like Quatre, the Brave Eyed Yokel
Some folk'll never go insane
But then again some folk'll
Like Quatre the Brave Eyed Yokel

Some folk'll never kill Kushranada,
But then again some folk'll
Like Wufei, the Justice Yolkel
Some folk'll never name their mecha
But then again some folk'll
Like Wufei, the Justice Yolkel!