Title: Kinda Sorta
Pairings: Mentioned Dwight/Angela and Pam/Jim
Rating: G
Warning: Spoilers up to Season 5
Disclaimer: I don't own the Office- while I'm not quite sure who does, I know for a fact that I don't.
Summary: Pam comes to a conclusion about Dwight.
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Dwight kinda sorta sucked.
I mean no offense to him— well… every offense to him— but he did.
He was a total jerk to Jim (well… I guess I'd be too if I found my desk in the bathroom or my favorite stapler suddenly cherry flavored) and whenever he'd say my name I felt like a total...— well a total idiot!
Plus the man was dating Angela. Honestly? That— that right there? That was proof. Hard, unyielding, I'm-right, proof. No one, unless they were all kinds of 'good-Samaritan' or just plain crazy, would date Angela Martin. It just wasn't done. And he did it! He went and dated her, and when she broke up with him he moped and looked so much like a kicked puppy that even Jim felt sorry for him. But he still loved her. And that's weird all by itself, 'cause I'm pretty sure Angela's the only person who kinda sorta sucks more than Dwight.
And Micheal? Excuse my language, but he sure as hell was— is stranger than Angela. Not as suckish, but stranger for sure. And Dwight's all ready to be total BFF's with him even though Micheal's such a— a jerk to him! I mean, really, Dwight? I may have been an underpaid and over-worked secretary for most of our acquaintance and I may have failed out of art school, but even I have more self-respect then that! So there's more proof that Dwight kinda sorta sucks. Really good 'more' proof. Like, awesome 'more' proof.
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But sometimes Dwight doesn't kinda sorta suck. I mean, sometimes he's sweet (or tries to be— destroying my kitchen while Jim and I were at the hospital and I was giving birth- just so he could make a better one- was a try to be). Sometimes, like when Jim and I weren't together, he made me feel a bit less like sobbing at how horribly wrong my life was. Sure, he always does it in an unconventional and morally grey way, but he always makes me feel better.
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So maybe Dwight does kinda sorta suck.
But I kinda sorta think he's my friend.