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Haji's girl

"This will be a Valentine's Day that no one will forget," both, Solomon and Karl thought as they got prepared for their show.

Saya, Diva and Haji were sitting in Nathan's theatre; the three were really pissed 'because it was Valentine's Day, and they didn't want to spend it in the theatre watching whatever Nathan had prepared for them.

Queens and chevalier, Nathan said, in a few minutes you'll see a show that I've been preparing for months to amuse you. I know you'll be shock, especially you Saya. And now let's see your gift for Valentine's Day.

What did he mean by "you'll be shock, especially you Saya"? Saya asked Haji with curiosity in her eyes.

I really don't know Saya. He said.

The lights went down, and then a single light appeared in the middle of the stage revealing two figures that were Solomon and Karl standing with microphones in their hands,

Oh my gosh! Saya said.

What are they doing? Diva said really shocked.

Haji didn't say anything but, like Diva, he was shocked.

Saya, Solomon said, we dedicate this song for you.

Nani?! Saya, Haji and Diva said at the same time.

Then the music started to sound, Solomon took the microphone and began to sing:

Haji is an enemy
Yeah I know he's been a good enemy of mine
but lately something's changed, that ain't hard to define
Haji's got himself a girl, and I wanna make her mine

Then Karl took a step to the front and began to sing:

And she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night

Everybody was shocked!

The phantom can sing? Saya asked.

I thought he only knew how to dance. Haji said matter-of-factly.

Oh my god! Diva could only say that.

Then both, Solomon and Karl began to sing:

You know I wish that I had Haji's girl
I wish that I had Haji's girl
where can I find a queen like that?
Saya blushed terribly, Haji had an angry face and Diva was about to collapsed.

The song continued with Solomon singing:

I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but
the point is probably moot

What a pervert, Haji said when he heard the part "I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute".

Have he ever heard us talkin' cute, honey? Saya asked Haji.

Well, NOW we are talkin' cute love. Haji said and that made Saya blushed.

Karl continued:

'Cause she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night

They are going to die! Diva said while looking for something to kill them.

Diva, for the first time I agree with you. Haji said preparing to attack.

Calm down the two of you, they are only expressing their feelings.Saya told them.

Whatever! Both said really angry now.

Solomon sang:

And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
.

And Karl sang:

I've been creepy, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Well, he has been really creepy lately. Diva said thinking about all the times when he freaked her out, and to freak Diva you must be really creepy.

Tell me, why can't I find a queen like that?Both sang.


Here it is a queen that looks like Saya and she IS your queen. Haji said to himself really annoyed by the blonde and the phantom.

You know I wish that I had Haji's girl
I wish that I had Haji's girl
I want Haji's girl
Where can I find a queen like that?
Like Haji's girl
I wish that I had Haji's girl
I wanna piece of Haji's girl
Where can I find a queen like that

And with that their show ended, but apparently for Nathan not, he appeared on stage, took a microphone and began to sing:

You know I wish I was Haji's girl

I wish I was Haji's girl

I want Saya's boy

Where can I find a chevalier like that?

Solomon and Karl were in a total shock, Diva began to laugh, Haji was totally embarrassed and he blushed terribly, and Saya, well she was really mad.

What the…? Nathan how could you? HAJI'S MINE! Saya screamed, and with her katana she began to made attempts to kill him.

Aren't you stopping her, Haji? Solomon asked him.

No, I have other things to do, right Diva? Haji said with an evil grinned.

Like what? Karl asked a little terrified.

Mmm, something like this! Diva said while holding her sword in the air.

Neither of the three could escape the wrath of the angry Saya, Haji and Diva.

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