I know this is a weird title but bear with me here. I promise you, once you read you'll like it, no not like, LOVE IT! Hope you love it!

(Garcia's POV)

I walk into the Bullpen this and everyone looks at me, which is normal but Emily stands up from her desk and walks over to me.

''Hey P, there's a guy looking for you. Do you happen to know a Jake Sullivan?'' She asks me. Jake Sullivan, who the hell is he? And why the hell is he looking for me?

''Umm.. no I don't know a Jake Sullivan Em, what does he want?'' Just as I finish that sentence, a man with a military crew cut comes around the corner. He's about 5'11 with green eyes and brown hair. He smiles once he sees me, then steps in front of me.

''Penelope, It's good to see you again.'' He puts his arms around me and hugs me, then kisses the side of my head. Ok, this is getting a tad creepy.

''Umm who are you again?'' I ask as I push him away from me slightly.

''Now Garcia, how could you not remember your boyfriend?'' Boyfriend? I've been single for the past six months! And who the hell is this guy? At this point, I push him away from me fully, and step a few feet from him.

''Ok, I don't know what's got you so delusional, but I'm not going out with you. I've been single for six months.'' Emily is still next to me, so she get's closer to me and whispers in my ear. ''I'll get Morgan.'' No, no, no don't! Before I can actually tell Emily that, she walks off. Well that's just great, looks like Jake is going to have to say a little prayer now.

''Penelope, we met at the highschool reunion a couple of months back, and it was love at first sight.'' Wait, now I remember. I did go to the regretted high school reunion and I remember seeing him there, but I never talked to him. Hell, I never even stepped foot near him.

''Look, whatever theory you've got up in your head, is...'' I'm interrupted by two voices fastly approaching us. I turn my head to see Emily and Reid coming towards us. Wait, I thought see was getting Morgan? Well, I guess Jake didn't need the prayer after all. The two of them finally arrive at us.

''Hey Garcia, come here for a sec.'' Emily asks. I walk away from Jake and stop in front Emily and Reid.

''I know I said I'd get Morgan, and I found him. I told him what happened, then before Morgan could speak Reid jumped in. Why don't you tell her what you told me Reid?'' Emily gives Reid a look before he starts speaking.

''First, have you seen him before? Even for a short amount of time?'' Reid asks.

''I went to high school with him, but I didn't talk to him. And I saw him at my high school reunion a couple of months back, and there I did see him. He did seem to be staring at me.'' Reid nods slightly before speaking again.

''Jake most likely has developed an obsession with you, that most likely started in high school but wasn't as severe as it is now. It most likely got worst when he saw you at the reunion, and his mind twisted the thought of you just being an old classmate from a girlfriend. He won't give up on it because his mind will continuously tell him that you two are seeing each other, even though you are not.''

''How can I get him to stop thinking that we are?''

''Well, you can't fully get him to stop, but we can slowly make him not believe in this saying you are seeing someone, just not him.''

''And who would that be?'' I ask Reid. Just at that moment, Morgan starts walking down the hall. Emily and Reid look at Morgan, then me.

''Ohh hell no, no I'm not faking a relationship with my best friend, are you insane?!'' Emily rolls her eyes as Morgan comes up to us.

''Now what's going on?'' Morgan asks. Reid starts whispering to Morgan explaining the situation. After he's done, Morgan looks at me.

''Come on, it won't be that bad sweetheart. What's the big deal?'' He asks me quietly so Jake can't hear him.

''I don't know, that your my best friend and that this crazy idea won't work!''

''Ok, there's a chance that this won't work, but it's the only thing we've got. Let's put it this way, would you rather a creepy psychopathic stalker following you, or fake date your best friend until he goes away?'' I think about it for a while, before finally giving in.

''Fine I'll do it.'' He smiles, before ruffling my hair lightly.

''You'll thank me later.''

''I don't know about that.'' I mutter before walking back over to Jake. Once I get back to Jake, he instantly brings me in a hug.

''What took you so long?'' Jake asks me as I step away from him.

''Ohh nothing I was just...'' I then feel Morgan's hands on my shoulders.

''Hey sweetheart, who's this guy?'' Morgan asks in a protective voice. And he's already playing his part.

''Ohh this is a guy I use to go to school with.''

''I'm sorry man, I'm Derek Morgan. I've been going out with Garcia for a couple of days now.'' This is when Emily walks up now.

''You two are going out? But you just told me you had me single for six months.''

''Ohh I guess my mind just hasn't adjusted to it yet. I do love this man right here though.'' Jake looks at me sorta weird.

''Garcia, I doubt this man is really your boyfriend, I mean you've been with me for months. Anyways, I have to get back to work. I'll be seeing you at your place later tonight.'' Jake goes to kiss my cheek, but Morgan pulls me away before he can. Jake leaves without any further interactions.

Morgan let's me go, then let's out a sigh.

''Well, that didn't work.''

''Morgan, it's going to take a little time before it should start to sink in to him. Give it a couple of weeks.'' Reid tells him. A Couple of weeks, there's no way.

''A couple of weeks? Guys I'm sorry, but I can't keep this charade up for a couple of weeks, there's no way.'' I tell Emily, Reid, and Morgan.

''Penelope, your already in it, you can't back out now.'' Emily tells me.

''Prentiss, Reid can you leave me and Penelope alone so I can try and talk to her?'' They both walk down the hall, talking as they head down the hall.''

''Baby girl, you can't back down now. If you do, this guy may follow you for who knows how long and I don't want that for you. I will be by your side the entire time, helping you. A couple of weeks may seem like a long time, but it will pass by quickly. Please, continue on for me.'' He looks at me, and silently begs me.

''Ok, I'll continue doing this.''

''That's my girl, I will pick you up after work and drive you home. See you later.'' He lightly kisses the top of my head before walking down the hall.

Ohh god, here comes the longest charade ever.

I forgot to mention this in the beginning but this will most likely be a three shot, and if not it will be a four shot.

By the end of the day, On my profile I will post more information on another contest I will be posting.

Miranda :)