She handed him a sheet of paper. He was confused what was this suppose to be. He read the first line which had stated "The 4 Rules Of Dating Lita". He chuckled, was she really going to make a set of rules.
"Are you serious Lita?"
"Yes I am. Just read it!"
The 4 Rules of Dating Lita
must be up for hardcore love making. Lita doesn't just fuck anyone, she fucks a man who does it well. So that crosses out Edge, Christian, and HBK. I am never up for a threesome including those men. Threesome will be considered if it includes these ladies:Trish, Kelly Kelly, and Melina.
bullshit. That includes no flirting with other divas. Especially no flirting with Trish. You do that and the balls come off. And no one wants the balls to come off.
me feel special. Give me lots of kisses and hugs. Especially hugs. Lita likes her hugs. Cuddling after sex is required if you want to keep Lita as a girlfriend.
last but not least you must not be a big red monster. And you must be Matt fucking Hardy.
He smiled. Her rules did make sense, and he was up for the first rule. But it doesn't seem he needs to follow any of them, cause he is Matt Hardy, the one and only.
But he was up for following all these rules. After all he did want to keep Lita.
"So why don't we put the first rule into play?"
She smiled leading him into the bedroom and I guess the rest was history.