"Mmmm..." Squall grunted.
Quistis walked into Squall Leonhart, Balamb Garden's headmaster's, office. The aforementioned man was lying beneath the covers of the cot in his bed. He worked night & day so he had brought the bed in. He was squirming and panting.
"Mmmm...it's sooo good." Squall moaned.
"Squall?" Quistis asked, slightly reluctant to see what he was doing.
"Oh, Quistis!" Squall sprung to his feet and walked towards his desk, "You caught me at a bad time."
"I can see that..." Quistis looked around the room, "What exactly were you doing, in there?" She asked pointing to his bed.
"Oh, I was sucking on my pen." Squall explained, a slight red tint coming to his cheeks, "I enjoy sucking the liquid through the hard blue cap."
Quistis paled.
"Don't ask, it's a habit." Squall finished.
"Uh, ok, so...here." She slowly set a bunch of paper's down on his desk and walked away rigidly.
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"You don't know what pixels are?" Seifer asked in amazement.
"I know what pixies are." Zell replied with extreme seriousness in his voice.
Seifer was just frozen in shock at the smaller boy's intelligence. Or lack there of.
A chuckle was heard from behind them. Irvine pulled out a chair and sat down. He flicked his hair back and grinned sexily, "So, chickenwuss," he flirted.
"Huh?" Zell wrinkled up his face and edged away from Irvine.
'Damn. Seifer could always get a rise out of him. And gods was Zell sexy when he was mad.'
Seifer noticed the competition, and snapping out of his daze, he put his arm around Zell. "Don't listen to him my little chicken. He doesn't know what he's talking about." he batted his eyes and started to feel down Zell's leg.
"Agh!" Zell jumped up and ran out of the cafeteria, causing Irvine and Seifer to burst out into fits of giggles.
o.O
No, not really. Irvine and Seifer were frenching lying on the table, all over each other, and Cid came in, picked Seifer up, threw him at the lunch lady, and began kissing Irvine, passionately.
When Rinoa entered the room she didn't notice the strange happenings because all of the animals ran up and began to hump her leg, eager for another session of fucking. Rinoa happily left with the pets.
Then Quistis entered, extremely pale. She saw Seifer lying on top of the lunch lady, Cid frenching Irvine, Selphie licking the Trepies, and Squall sitting in the corner sucking on his pen. She fainted.
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Quistis woke up. She was in the infirmary.
"Life sucks..." She groaned.
"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." Said Dr. Kadowaki with an attempt to cheer Quistis up. I think.
"Hmm...yeah..." Quistis stood up and as the doctor began to leave she added, "Just remember, bitch, God made us sisters, prozac made us friends"
"Doc Kado" stuck out her tongue and pranced away.
And then Seifer ate the lunch lady. Squall choked on his pen. Zell got a deadly disease from one of Rinoa's dogs. Rinoa killed herself after having one of her vital organs bitten off by a Beagle. Quistis killed Selphie for no apparent reason. Quistis got eaten by a giant bug in the jail cell she resided in. Doc retired and spent the rest of her life with Cid who had been dumped by Edea, for Laguna. Kiros is now Ellone's lover, and Ward is married to his translator.
THE END!
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LMBO PLZ DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS WAS JUST REALLY FUN TO WRITE. PLZ REVIEW DONT FLAME I KNOW ITS STOOPID
Quistis walked into Squall Leonhart, Balamb Garden's headmaster's, office. The aforementioned man was lying beneath the covers of the cot in his bed. He worked night & day so he had brought the bed in. He was squirming and panting.
"Mmmm...it's sooo good." Squall moaned.
"Squall?" Quistis asked, slightly reluctant to see what he was doing.
"Oh, Quistis!" Squall sprung to his feet and walked towards his desk, "You caught me at a bad time."
"I can see that..." Quistis looked around the room, "What exactly were you doing, in there?" She asked pointing to his bed.
"Oh, I was sucking on my pen." Squall explained, a slight red tint coming to his cheeks, "I enjoy sucking the liquid through the hard blue cap."
Quistis paled.
"Don't ask, it's a habit." Squall finished.
"Uh, ok, so...here." She slowly set a bunch of paper's down on his desk and walked away rigidly.
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"You don't know what pixels are?" Seifer asked in amazement.
"I know what pixies are." Zell replied with extreme seriousness in his voice.
Seifer was just frozen in shock at the smaller boy's intelligence. Or lack there of.
A chuckle was heard from behind them. Irvine pulled out a chair and sat down. He flicked his hair back and grinned sexily, "So, chickenwuss," he flirted.
"Huh?" Zell wrinkled up his face and edged away from Irvine.
'Damn. Seifer could always get a rise out of him. And gods was Zell sexy when he was mad.'
Seifer noticed the competition, and snapping out of his daze, he put his arm around Zell. "Don't listen to him my little chicken. He doesn't know what he's talking about." he batted his eyes and started to feel down Zell's leg.
"Agh!" Zell jumped up and ran out of the cafeteria, causing Irvine and Seifer to burst out into fits of giggles.
o.O
No, not really. Irvine and Seifer were frenching lying on the table, all over each other, and Cid came in, picked Seifer up, threw him at the lunch lady, and began kissing Irvine, passionately.
When Rinoa entered the room she didn't notice the strange happenings because all of the animals ran up and began to hump her leg, eager for another session of fucking. Rinoa happily left with the pets.
Then Quistis entered, extremely pale. She saw Seifer lying on top of the lunch lady, Cid frenching Irvine, Selphie licking the Trepies, and Squall sitting in the corner sucking on his pen. She fainted.
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Quistis woke up. She was in the infirmary.
"Life sucks..." She groaned.
"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." Said Dr. Kadowaki with an attempt to cheer Quistis up. I think.
"Hmm...yeah..." Quistis stood up and as the doctor began to leave she added, "Just remember, bitch, God made us sisters, prozac made us friends"
"Doc Kado" stuck out her tongue and pranced away.
And then Seifer ate the lunch lady. Squall choked on his pen. Zell got a deadly disease from one of Rinoa's dogs. Rinoa killed herself after having one of her vital organs bitten off by a Beagle. Quistis killed Selphie for no apparent reason. Quistis got eaten by a giant bug in the jail cell she resided in. Doc retired and spent the rest of her life with Cid who had been dumped by Edea, for Laguna. Kiros is now Ellone's lover, and Ward is married to his translator.
THE END!
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LMBO PLZ DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS WAS JUST REALLY FUN TO WRITE. PLZ REVIEW DONT FLAME I KNOW ITS STOOPID