A/N: This story is from the point of view of the Wyvern we all know and love...D'Tok. D'Tok is familiar to everyone who popped VS in their Playstation. So even if you gave up after the Minotaur you know D'Tok. I hope no one died at D'Tok (is that even possible); that would mean you really sucked! Also the format of this story changed drastically. The inspiration for this change was Silver Neko's wonderful 'The Life Story of Kimahri'

Disclaimer: Don't you get tired of reading these stupid things? Yeah! Well I've been tired of writing them. I don't own Vagrant Story! *goes off into corner and cries*

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He didn't know every [dragon] had it's day until he seen his.

---Geto Boys, Still

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D'Tok's Bad Day

A dumb story by Scarbie

[blah-blah-blah] = Translated speech

Prologue

"D'Tok is having good day. First D'Tok's master Sid-Nee come to D'Tok's room in the catacombs and pat D'Tok on the head and scratch D'Tok's tail. Master say he have special mission for D'Tok. Well D'Tok not in mood to listen because D'Tok is hungry. Master Sid-Nee smart because he know this. He say 'You're hungry, aren't you?' and D'Tok say 'ARRROOO!' [YEAH!] and stomp feet. Sid-Nee say 'I have a surprise for you!' So D'Tok asks 'GRRWWAAR?' [Well what is it?] Sid-Nee moved his hands around a lot and say some flowery-rhymie stuff and all these lights appear. D'Tok say, 'ARRR.' [Pretty]"

"When blue lights go away there is COW!! 'RAROOO!?!' [RAROOO!?!] How cow get here? Well D'Tok no care, it is not for D'Tok to wonder why."

"GROO?" [For me?]

Sid-Nee laughs and say 'Yes for you silly! I'm not going to eat it!' D'Tok think that Sid-Nee's laugh is pretty sound and D'Tok think that cow is going to be pretty...delicious!!!"

Sid-Nee say 'Well I'll leave you to your breakfast and talk to you later, alright.' D'Tok say 'RRROOOOGGGR!' [Sure, thanks!] Sid-Nee say 'You're welcome' and then go away in pretty blue lights. Sid-Nee always go when D' Tok eats."

Many HOO-Mans think that Wyverns like food bloody. Well... Wyverns do but Wyverns like crispy outsides. One day D'Tok's good friend/coach Har-deen say 'D'Tok here likes his meat rare!' and he slapped D'Tok on the leg and start laughing. D'Tok laugh too and accidentally light up two slow-walkers. Sid-Nee not happy then."

TBC




A/N: Well I did not expect my first foray in VS fan fiction to be quite like this. If you liked it review and if you hated it REVIEW!!!