"Hmmm... where do I put this?" Dry Bowser remarked as he looked at a wooden plate. "I mean, why is this even here?"
The bony reptile was at the tropical jungles covering up the DK Mountain racecourse, with him wondering why he was even present at the mountainous region, noticing two monkey girls approaching him.
"I don't know, Tiny, I thought he would like seeing us without pants." Dixie Kong explained as she had her arms wrapped around the back of her head, noticing that Dry Bowser was eying them. "Uhh... what's up, bonehead?"
"Who you calling stupid, monkey face?" Dry Bowser snarled as he chucked the wooden wheel away.
Tiny Kong pulled up her blue pants while letting out a muffled fart as she folded her arms together. "Hey, don't talk down to my big sis like that!"
Dry Bowser glanced between the two Kongs as he shook his skull, opening his eyes. "All right, so what do you two want?"
"An adventure!" Tiny and Dixie exclaimed in unison as they held their hands together.
"...then why don't you go have one?" Dry Bowser suggested as he looked at the other bunch of random items. "...without me?"
"Because we have nothing better to do, it's more fun in a trio, and because the author wanted to write about us as well as you!" Dixie explained as she began to do a handstand.
"What will motivate you to come with us?" Tiny asked while leaning forward. "Seeing us dance? Or perform sexy moves? Or perhaps testing out our abilities...?"
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, thinking of a cheap, last minute excuse to get the girls off his bones. "Maybe prompting the author to make actual good stories?"
"Good enough!" Tiny exclaimed as she grabbed Dry Bpowser by the arm, with her and Dixie rushing to the giant barrel cannon as the two female chimps moved it, then jumped in while holding Dry Bowser, all three blasting off towards the western direction as they were off to a weird adventure... somewhere.