Homestuck V.2
My first fanfic ever, hope you enjoy. badum'ts, most cliche opening ever. T for most of the chapters which might turn M a bit.
Chapter 1
Your name is Axlor Makara. This day is the anniversary of your wriggling day that happenned about 13 Earth sweeps ago. Your respit block in your house is very disorganised. You have clown posters on the wall, horns on the ground and.. yes, beatiful, tasty...fanta. There is a computer on your desk which you use to troll your friends is near a window. For some very weird reason, you can play the viola AND use your machine to be trollex. You also have a skateboard in which you use to perform very dangerous flippy stuff. Basically, you're a mix between a bunch of stuff 13 sweep old trolls are into. As if you know some strange godly force has no idea what is going on, you flashback to a history lesson in school. "So class, basically our ancestors which are full troll made this planet. We've lived here for hundreds of years." You are suddenly startled by a ping from your computer that make you fall on a horn, scaring the shit out of you. "GoD DaMnIt." You walk to your computer and see...Your delicous soper slime pie. You love this even though you don't need it to keep calm like your ancestors, The Grand Highblood and The Bard of Rage. "Oh, It'S DeRaVa" CaPrIcOrN'sFaTe started trolling tORO'SrAGE
TR: hEY, hOW YOU DOIN
CF:GoOd, JuSt PlAyInG WiT MaH HoRnS (:
TR:aXLOR, wHEN YOU DO THAT, yOU NEVER TELL ANYBODY.
CF:BuT I KnOw YoU TrYnNa WaTcH (;
TR:aXLOR, dID YOU EAT ONE OF YOUR PIES, i KNOW THEY MAKE YOU WIERD.
CF has pased out
TR:uGHHHH
You seem to have passed out from the effects of soper pie. In your dream, you dream of your kitten, a certain Lily Leijon. God shes so beatiful, just a motherfucking miracle, Unfortunately she is part human, and it is culturaly unnacceptable for atroll to have a red relationship with anything part human. But for the time being she is only your moiral. You wake up to a message from your kismesis, Derek Vantas.
FUCKER'SKNIGHT has started trolling CaPrIcOrN'sFaTe
FK:HEY, ARE YOU STILL COMING TO THE SPOT.
CF:YeAh,JuSt GiVe Me A MiNuTe FaM
FK:ARE YOU SO FUCKING DENSE THAT YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 15 MINUTES AGO!
FK has thrown his laptop.
"FuCkEr ThInKs He's On My SoCiAl LeVeL CuZ HuMaNs AdOpTeD HiM" You look at the bucket under your desk, the contents are a mix of purple and a candy red. "WeLl, LoOkS LiKe We'Ll ReScHeDuLe AgAi.."
TerminallyCapricious has started trolling CaPrIcOrNsFaTe
TC: Hey GrEaT GraNdsoN
CF:HeY GaMz
TC has fallen asleep
"ThIs ShIt AlWaYs HaPpEnS"