A/N: Hey there, this is the sequel to my previous story The Avengers TextMessages. I thought I'd never write these again, but I looked back at that story and I'm pretty ashamed of how bad some (mainly the first 10 or so) chapters are, especially being very OOC. I looked back at some of my author's notes and I sound like a 5 year old. So basically I'm here to try to reclaim my dignity perhaps? I don't know. Also, so many readers asked for me to continue this, and I'm so glad you enjoyed the last one, and I'm sooo grateful for your kind words, and I hope this story will be ok too. I don't think this story (I dread calling this a story, as there are actual writers on ff with actual stories who are actually talented, but I don't know what else to call these) will gain as much attention as the last one, but that's not important to me. I used to have a lot of fun writing these so that's what I'm going for. Plus I laugh at myself a lot while writing these so I hope you laugh too. I hope you like this sequel, and please feel free to leave any comments/criticisms!
This is some kind of an AU.
Tony: Erm... does anyone know why there is a robot arm in my bed?
Bruce: Don't you leave those things everywhere?
Clint: Seriously there was some sort of metal hand in the toilet the other day. I mean I know everyone wants to grab my ass, but that's a little too far.
Tony: Well, Its not a piece of my suit, I know my suits. This is literally a silver metal arm, why the hell is it in my bed?
Steve: Um, are you sure it's just an arm?...
Tony: ..What do you mean?
Tony: HOLY SHIT THERES A HOBO IN MY BED
Tony: WHAT THE HELL STEVE?!
Steve: Um..
Tony: Hold up this isn't all bad, he's a ripped hobo
Thor: Hobo?...
Tony: What do I do... poke it?
Bruce: Of course Tony, since that is always the most intelligent way to approach this kind of situation.
Steve: no do NOT poke it Tony, that's Bucky..
Tony: Bucky... you mean your boyfriend from WWII?
Steve: Yes - He is NOT my boyfriend Tony.
Clint: Wait, Steve has a hobo boyfriend? I've got to see this
Steve: No no guys do NOT wake him, he's still recovering...
Tony: What do you mean recovering? I just poked him so he better not be hurt too bad.
Bruce: Tony!
Tony: Well he's moving.. Steve?
Steve: Um.. This could be bad.
Tony: Wait wh-
...
Steve: Tony?
Clint: This is fantastic
...
Tony: STEVE YOUR FRICKING BOYFRIEND HS ME PINNED AGANST THE WALL
Tony: GOD HE'S FUCKING STRONG
Bruce: ..How are you still texting?
Tony: SIRI ITS NOT IMPORTANT SOMONE HELP MER NOW
Clint: I'm kinda busy watching Mean Girls right now so..
Bruce: And I'm having coffee with.. someone.
Tony: WJHO WHAT H. ELP
Steve: Shit I'm on my way
Tony: THIS IS ONE FUCKING STROBG HOBO
Tony: I DONT THIMK HES A HOBO ANYMORE
Tony: STEVE HURRY THE FUVK UP IM BEING STRANGLED AGAINST A WALL BY A SURPRISKNGLY ATTRACTIVE HOBO
Tony: EVEN JARVIS IS LAUGJING AT ME COME ON GUYS
Tony: STEVEEEE
Tony: STEVEE IM SORRY I STOLE YOUR CAPTAIN AMERICA BOXERS NOW HEELP
Steve: What?
Clint: This is the best thing to ever happen
Tony: ISTN THER ANYONE ELSE IN THIS FRICKING TOWER?!
Natasha: Nope, so I'm just enjoying your struggle.
Bruce: The asgardians are out of town so... ...
Bruce: What's happening?
Clint: I can hear banging..
Tony: Steve is pinning Bucky to the floor so I can actually breathe now.
Clint: ...Maybe they should get a room
Tony: Steve says 'knock it off'
Clint: haha wow.
Tony: Damn Bucky just doesn't stop.
Bruce: Ok now it just sounds like.. Ok just stop
Clint: lool
...
Tony: Ok Bucky is calm-er now.
Tony: I'm still getting the death stare from him though.
Bruce: Great way to get off on the right foot with him, Tony.
Tony: It's not my fault a ninja hobo assassin was sleeping in MY bed.
Tony: Steve better explain this once he and Bucky are done..
Clint: fondueing?
Steve: STOP
Once again, comments, criticisms, and suggestions/requests are all appreciated. If you want to be more aware when chapters are coming soon etc I recommend you follow me on tumblr, my url is crowlifer. Also, I got a couple of messages asking if I could take some of the text chapters I wrote from the last story and write them out in actual story format, and also crossover requests, so if anyone wants to see that, let me know!